Hello, and welcome to the Wonderful World of LadyPup. Please silence all cell phones and other noise making devices, no smoking, and no photography of any kind as it is a copyright violation. The LadyPup Corporation would like to thank you for you cooperation.
Sorry. Left over speech from my last job. It pops out when I’m not paying attention.
Anyway, about me. I hate this part. I’m a sophomore in college, and I’m majoring in Biology. Not writing. I am not, under any circumstances, a writer. I don’t have the attention span for it. The only time I try is 2 o’clock in the morning, and most of that never sees the light of day. Even less should. My writing stile is pretty much mental vomit; get as much of the story down on paper as I can before I loose interest. That's not saying that I suck, just that I never write anything but oneshots which I never post.
Mostly I stay away from writing. I read. A lot. I may not have much actual experience with writing, but I know a good story when I read it. And when I do, I review. Some times. I like to give real reviews, with suggestions and all that rot, so I don’t actually review all that often, because that would take to much time.
And that’s about it.
Thank you again for visiting the Wonderful World of LadyPup. All confiscated cell phones, cigarettes and cameras will be returned to you in the gift shop with the purchase of any item over 10 dollars. All film has been removed and destroyed, so please, don’t beat up our tellers for it. We warned you about the copyrights violations and all that.