Once a upon a time,

there was a girl.

Not just any girl but a retard.

One day, a piece of sky fell on her and she went,

"MAH ASS IS ON FIRE! MAH ASS IS ON FIRE!"

~The End~

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As you can see, I don't post stories. However, I sort of just keep the favourites list piling sky high. So there isn't a point for reading this crap(mine).

Me bored! So me read more! Does the caveman dance

Inserts smiley :)