ProphecyHider

REAL NAME- Kyle Sampson

AGE-16

I live in Missouri. (Yes, it is as exciting as it sounds.)

I won't tell you exactly were I live in case some crazy, murdering, sociopath who is more obsessed with Angelina Jolie comes to try and kill me.

FAVORITE FOOD- PIZZA!!!!

Favorite thing to do is write, play video games, read, and play the guitar.

I enjoy long walks on the beach that end in the assassanation of an acclaimed children's storybook writer.

Now I would like to give some advice. Do not steal muffins/pork cow no matter how exciting it sounds. It will end in a tragedy for a family of four. Also, never pick up large, strange animals...Oh, what the heck go ahead! Last piece of advice is-Old People Bite!

I love Angelina Jolie, she is good people. If you disagree, I will have to have a talk with you that may end in a rampage with a chainsaw. Yay chainsaws are fun. Does anyone else think that the military should only carry chainsaws. Then when there is a battle they should just duke it out with them. That would be fun. Anyway I also enjoy The Sims. It's exciting. I think gnomes are a little creepy. Yep. The last gnome I saw was at a friends house. He was convinced he could jump it with his skate board. He was quite wrong. Hehe. (: Well I may have some more random info about myself later. Maybe I will inform everyone how I accidently killed that same friend's fish by overfeeding it...