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Author has written 60 stories for Fantasy, Friendship, Family, General, Love, Young Adult, Life, Thriller, Essay, Humor, Manga, Biography, Action, and Humor. It's impossible to describe who you are, but I am Nikki. I love to write and use random ideas that truely test your impromptu creative ability. I love poetry and fiction equally, though poetry comes to me easier. If you want to know anything personal about me, my e-mail address should be displayed. I appriciate criticizm in all aspects so r&r if you will. the announcement for ozzfestfreefest band listings have been announced--and i signed up for a ticket!!!!!! the site is http://www.ozzfest.com/bands.html z "A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire "Fighting online is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."-Will Cunningham (No offense is intended by that last quote. I mean senseless and pointless...not an insult to the disabled.) "The true measure of a man is how he treats somebody who can do him absolutely no good."-H.G.Wells Here's some things to try, including add some random lines to searious books to lighten the humor a bit such as the following: "All in all I think that the world needs less ethics and more fire.", "Perople who live in round houses shouldn't throw squares.", A quote from a movie like, "You know that I only look at transformers websites when girls are around so they can see how cool I am.", "Yeah, you look like the type of person that would be fourty and living in your parents' basement.", "I trust the drag queen part of you, it just seems to be the most normal.", "Drunken-sex is like a box of coconuts, it's hard to tell what the Hell's going on with the world when you're doing it.", "Blondes look like mermaids when they sip away at vegetable soup.", "Cats have nine lives, but my your luck in comparison to mine gives me hope.", "Are Mom and Dad related?", ( after a long silence) "That makes perfect sense but still, what is the speed of dark?"( after a long explination), (after a clear and concise conversation)"Yes, I understand, but why must you ask me trick questions...", "That is so emo...I mean, look at the facts, you're a whimp.", "Oh, don't we have a convincing case? We have one fact--that you made up."(sarcasm) "First step to success is always hidden in the honey barrell." After a long covo about success rates, state something that is very unlikely and contradict it like (yeah, that'll happen when when fish swim) have somebody misunderstand a word, but they don't know it. have everybody else take their statements as in what the word really means(for instance, a foreigner mislearned or misunderstood a word and always says "I rape you." instead of "I like you." and somebody catches on when they hear him say, "I rape fish, it tastes good.") "I like you, you smell responsible." have a long convo about satan and end it with "so you're satan...wow..." give charles manson a cameo in your story--a searious one with him being like mother thereasa sic a parady of a pokemon on a good character(like an orange lightneing rat tckling a good man then the man says something to offend it so the old man gets hit with a lightning bolt) have a miser who owns a dragon go insane and act like a pixie in order to infultrate the government buildings have a parady of "old scratch"(the devil) and dan'l webster or tom walker but that's a minor part of the story but a character steps forth to the rescue...(somebody who is normally not intimidating save scratch's next victim because scratch owes them money) | |||||||||||
1. the work of godthis is my poem describing the friar from the Canterbury talesComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-082. things fall apart ballad reviewsinspired by the famous novel "things fall apart"Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-083. wraithsan idea that was inspired by charmed and a few movies i watchedFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-084. sin poemjust a sin poem or twoComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-085. circlepart 1 to a story thaqt i was inspired to writeAction - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-086. The Black Book of ConfessionsJust a few dark poems I threw togetherComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-087. Purity Beneath the Sin of the Mind reviewsOne of my favorite poemsComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-088. Dirges and EulogiesThis is a collection of my own poemsLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-089. Desperate Fit of Affection reviewsLove without returned loveLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0810. More PoemsGuess what? More poems!Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0811. Poem ConfessPoem ConfessionsLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0812. Pain Split reviewsThis is about a lil something from alchemyEssay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0813. The Shade of Black reviewsSick of my ranting yet? I get worseComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0814. Public Displays of Affection reviewsThis is more of my realizationsComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0815. Nikki's poemmore of my randomnessComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0816. My Dopamine reviewsA darker love poemComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0817. Love PoemsJust a lil SomethingComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0818. Funny Things to add to the story reviewsRandomnessComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0819. Church reviewsThis is a realizationComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0820. Crescent DreamsThis is the story about a vampyric bloodlineFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0821. AurasThis sums up aura colors and meaningsComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0822. Another Math Rant reviewsMy hatred for math converted into an essay.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0823. EdeniaThis is the modern immortal's story of his lifeFantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0824. Egyptian Gods List reviewsjust a list of some godsComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0825. Interesting FactsHere are some interesting facts about the worl we live in...Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0826. The QualmThis is a poem where I used a lot of adjectives to experiment with the resulting poem.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0827. Pricked by the Thorn of the VampireThis is a dreary short story that I thought up.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0828. Memorable Roman Emperors reviewsas the title saysBiography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0829. King GallagherMy teacher inspired this poemComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0830. Plague of ReasonThis poem was a challenge that one of my friends set forth.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0831. Icy Idol reviewsThis is the realistic view on loveComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0832. Fiery FoolThis is the idealistic loveComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0833. A Sin PoemThis is an interesting oneComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0834. Runes Core RuinsThis is one of my random thoughts that I am actually going to finishFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0835. Sacred Scrollsan idea that randomly came to meAction - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-0836. Franklin's Seraphic LifeThe quiet, anlaytical angel's motive and emotions re revealed more than what is implied within the main story not uploaded yetComplete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-0837. Wicked JackThe mysterious "Wicked" Jack is explained further than what is implied within the main story not uploaded yetComplete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-0838. The Poem of the Fruity Basketcase reviewsthis is a combo of a creepy mood and a lack of foodLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-0739. shattered and shadows »this is an idea for an anime i have with a bit of everything in it...it starts with a village of happy demons and ends with destiny over all...it just introduces everything...it's a bit boring though...reviews are appriciatedFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 12-28-0640. The Blood » reviewsThe ancient Demonic legend states that the sacred artifact [namely the blood] possess the ability to control many aspects of all existance dependant upon the invoker. Straight to the point, it can control the flow of time, the dimensions, the very foundaManga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-0741. dear idiot reviewsthis is 4 all of the stupit peeple owt theirComplete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 5-31-0742. demonic forest »this is based off of a friend of mine's dream...with a few minor adjustments made by me. enjoy.Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-0743. the forged kingdom »after the appocolypse, polytheistic characters and demons appear side by side with humans...demons unwittingly forge a war engendering evil, despite their true intentionsFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 12-28-0644. Stoner Storythis is the result of writing dares and me....Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-0745. Memoir of a Teenage Mother reviewsthis is for every unfortunate out there....enjoy.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-0746. devil's eyes reviewsthis is dedticated to william joseph cunningham...him and i have a strong bond...and this describes it.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-0747. hatred poeticsthe result of inspiration and a bad moodComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-15-0748. desires despite doxology »this is a story that i used to display irony in, and it's about God's will in comparison to what humans wantthus the title desires despite doxology...r&rComplete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,987 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 12-22-0649. a poet's dream the correct version »i have redone it and fixed all errors...reviews are appriciated...it's about a world that is doomed and an A.D.D. absentminded teenage girl is its only hopeFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 12-28-0650. Dice of Doom reviewsthis is not for kids by any means...it is very dimented...it's the prologue to a mysteryhorror book that i'm in the process of writing...i give thanks to psychology to analyze characteristics of serial killers etc.Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 1-1-0751. Dungeons, Dragons and Demonsokay, this is a kind of parody of dungeons and dragons, but it's based off of a friend of mine, Zeek's dungeon master storyline...i'm just getting started so plese give it a chance, and enjoy...reviews are appriciatedFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 1-1-0752. frosted reflectionsthis is a weird philosophy that i believe but enjoy...there is no prejudice intended by this poem it's all metaphoricalComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 1-1-0753. fairetales »a starting of a story that i caught an idea from out of nowhere...i love where it's going with the colorful characters and my many themes combined into one to make the greatest concauction ever!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-15-0654. short poemsthese are my more recent poems reviews are appriciatedComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-0655. The Princess reviewsthis one was typed while listening to a sad song about love but I like the resultComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0656. The Rings of Friendship's Eternal Whisperingthe most of these were inspired by friendsComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0657. The Internal Flamesthese are more of my deeper poems about more indepth, and complex themesComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0658. Blood reviewsthis is what i think of the strength of families today, and unconditional loveComplete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0659. The Keys of My Hearti wrote this with many mixed emotions when one of my best friends leftComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0660. A Poet's Dream reviewsthis is the result of an impossible assignment for school as awesome as i was allowed to get creativelyFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-06
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