Congratulation, you now have the opportunity to sift through my brain-vomit.

Warning: I am overly fond of semi-colons, sentence fragments and killing off my characters for no reason. Most of this stuff was written in high school. Most of it is crap. You’ll love it anyway, it’s delightful.

Let me know what you think.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Ten to Twelve reviews

Simple poem. I miss them.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-08

2. The Golden Child reviews

She will kill you with kindness.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 3-24-08

3. Lovestarved reviews

I think I rushed it.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08

4. Amy in the Attic reviews

An extract of a play from the depths of my weird little head. Inspired by a Bright Eyes song.

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08

5. Almost reviews

This is an early version of The Doctor. Which do you prefer?

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07

6. The Red Wheelbarrow reviews

Based on a poem by William Carlos Williams. No idea what I was thinking...

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07

7. Stapler Boy reviews

This is the piece I am most proud of. It should, perhaps, be the piece I am most ashamed of.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 7-21-07

8. Crowned Corpse reviews

A young woman pleads of her lover to stay with her.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07

9. The Doctor reviews

I want to be rid of this skin, this sin.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07

10. My Very Second Best Friend reviews

A story that I wrote in eighth grade, for actual grading. Inspired by David Firth.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07

11. Mr Adams Apple and Pamelton reviews

This is a very silly short story that I cowrote with a friend back in eighth or ninth grade.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07