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since: 10-30-06, id: 544962, Profile Updated: 11-11-10
country: UK
Author has written 30 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Young Adult, Play, Life, Friendship, Love, Humor, General, General, Haiku, and Politics.

Congratulations, you now have the opportunity to sift through my brain-vomit.

Warning: I am overly fond of semi-colons, sentence fragments and killing off my characters for no reason. Most of this stuff was written in high school. Most of it is crap. You’ll love it anyway, it’s delightful.

Let me know what you think.

July 2008 - My short story The Punk and the Princess is featured in The Battered Suitcase.

October 2008 - My poems Crowned Corpse, Wax and Sweetness as a Curse are in this month's Battered Suitcase.

December 2008 - (Haunted by) The Spirit of Christmas! appears in my student paper, and Stapler Boy is published in Gloom Cupboard Issue #71!

November 2009 - Canaries in the Cerebrum is published in the first edition of Blue Eyed Boy Bait.

December 2009 - XXXX appeared on Ink-Sweat-and-Tears.

August 2010 - Semi-colon published in Spilt Milk Mag #3.

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1. white lines, exit signs reviews
The life's story of someone who needs to get a life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-10
2. A Health Warning reviews
Reads: be born with your genitals on the outside.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-09 - Complete
3. Lovetic reviews
But some illicit encounters have happy endings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete
4. Moonlight Liason reviews
It's romantic, in the sense that Amanda Palmer once said, "it's romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door."
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete
5. Outlet reviews
It's over fifteen years later and I'm only just realising how much a friendship can destroy. I break free of the verse, but she's still my curse.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete
6. Chad the First » reviews
He was my first. Poem...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
7. And Yet I'm not a Prodigy reviews
Things are lost, things are gained.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
8. Irony, A Haiku reviews
Is a haiku I wrote.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
9. How to Cure Writer's Block reviews
Dot dot dot...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
10. Amore reviews
Requiem for something yet to happen.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
11. Dreamscape reviews
Just some dreams I had last year. I haven't been recording them recently. I wonder why that is?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-09 - Complete
12. Existential Cliffside Crisis V1
This was for a Text Design assignment; we had to describe a chosen image in such a way that the reader could visualise it. If you want to see the photo I used, PM me your email address or summit. Character's name shamelessly stolen from Ross Campbell.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
13. The Princess & The Punk » reviews
Chris and Jodie are back, doing their thang.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete
14. Fragments reviews
Tiny poems written on trains and planes. They are not very good but it shows how my thoughts works in rhyme when I am deprived of sleep.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-08 - Complete
15. Nothing
How things begun ended . Catharsis.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 12-15-08
16. Haunted by The Spirit of Christmas! reviews
I like to be festive :
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-08 - Complete
17. Geography reviews
Self-obsession... looking for dry land.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete
18. Canaries in the Cerebram reviews
My mind is a wonderful and scary place. I wish you could live here too.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-08 - Complete
19. The One Night Stand reviews
I am no good at haiku.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-08 - Complete
20. Brambles reviews
There is more than one way to suffocate.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete
21. Context reviews
My attempt at the truth.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete
22. Ten to Twelve reviews
Simple poem. I miss them.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-08 - Complete
23. Lovestarved reviews
I think I rushed it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete
24. Amy in the Attic reviews
An extract of a play from the depths of my weird little head. Inspired by a Bright Eyes song.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete
25. The Red Wheelbarrow reviews
Based on a poem by William Carlos Williams. No idea what I was thinking...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-07 - Complete
26. Stapler Boy reviews
This is the piece I am most proud of. It should, perhaps, be the piece I am most ashamed of.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-07 - Complete
27. The Doctor reviews
I want to be rid of this skin, this sin.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete
28. My Very Second Best Friend reviews
A story that I wrote in eighth grade, for actual grading. Inspired by David Firth.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete
29. Mr Adams Apple and Pamelton reviews
This is a very silly short story that I cowrote with a friend back in eighth or ninth grade.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete