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Rectangles are just poorly disguised squares

- ask anyone

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The moon isn't made of cheese.

It is made of green cheese.

Only the colour blind would think otherwise.

- Patrick Shoeman from my Imagination

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1. Treasure » reviews

There were cuts on her neck. They were long, shallow cuts that stung at every touch and movement. Do not tell a soul, said her father, it's a secret.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 5-1-08

2. Two Things To Know About Katie Jackson

There are two things that you need to know about Katie Jackson and those are the two things that Katie Jackson needs to keep hidden.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08

3. The Amazing Adventures of Oliver Heart

1 January 2008//.......// I stole this dairy from my mum because she didn’t give me a new year’s present. I don’t think she noticed. Oh well//.........// Note to Self: Belated New Year Party tonight: bring candy canes.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08

4. Insanity Litmus Test

Rebecca James dreams of screaming animals and crying children only to wake up and see Andrea Harrison snoring. Her therapist is a joke and her friends are all insane. But it’s all quite alright, according to Miss Jones, because at least she is alive.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08

5. Odd Lucy reviews

Lucy was his best friend until she wasn't. He could talk to Lucy about anything until he couldn't. He and Lucy were inseparable until they weren't.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 2-22-08