1. Just Listen
It’s been, what, four years? We weren’t great friends, so there's no reason why he should beat me up. Why should I suffer for four years for a stupid little insult? -slash, oneshot- Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-7-08
2. Ah, I Like It, I Like It! The Watermelon Claps!
“—I mean, like, get a kid—” Whoa, whoa, way to get a guy out of a flashback. Jesus Christ. -slash, oneshot- Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 7-5-08
3. What Should I Do?
I surely don’t want Spencer cooing over me, saying, “You poor boy. Don’t worry. You might be gay, but you’re still the same person,” and I’ll go, “Shut up! What do you know, you fucking heterosexual?” -slash, oneshot- Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08
4. U
“She doesn’t like you as much as I do.” “And why do you like me? It’s like Juno. The cool kids are always attracted to the freaks--something so entirely different from them.” -oneshot, slash- Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-13-08
5. And The Bell Rings reviews
“BUT FOR EMY? Jesus Christ, Hunter, it’s always about her. You’d reject me in a heartbeat if she asked you to. I don’t matter at all, right?” Kang-Jae spits out. "I can see why no one likes you--" Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 6-1-08
6. Dick and Jane reviews
It’s like an alliteration--Jane and Jack, Jack and Jane. Jane and Elijah--there’s no alliteration there. Jane can’t possibly like Elijah. Elijah can’t possibly like Jane. . .-oneshot- Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 2-20-08
7. Fortune Cookies reviews
You’re going to be in the newspaper, and he picks it up, looks at it, and you don’t know his reaction, but you want him to be thinking, “I know her.” And you want his heart to sink, because of sadness? rejection? oh? -oneshot- Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
8. Save The Saxophone, Save The World reviews
[oneshot, slash] And I’m wondering if he’s a mutant too, a mutant with heat rays, like Cyclops, but that’s just totally over the top because I mean, Isaiah Wells? Popular student? Preppy, sport jock? I mean, c’mon. Only the losers are superheros. Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07
9. Pacquiao Vs Morales reviews
[oneshot, slash] Because we’re so shocked that our relatives don’t have the decency to notice our obviously gay embrace, we jerk away, panting, pissed, and perturbed at my half witted family, and they start screaming, “GALING! GALING!” Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-07
10. Like Magnetic Funny reviews
[oneshot, slash] So I sit up, lifting Marc off of Kenniemon, who scampers away doing something, maybe pissing in holy water for all I care at this moment. And I hold Marc in my arms as he lets out sobs and bawls into my shoulder. Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 9-28-07
11. My Clothes, My Hair reviews
[oneshot, slash] I always think that if I could cut his curly black locks into a suitable short regular preppy boycut and convert him to eagles and moose clothes, he’ll seem normal, and we won’t have to pass each other in the halls. Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-19-07
12. Six Toes reviews
[oneshot, slash] The announcement of my straightness stuns everyone in the room for a few seconds, and Dr. Kwan, Dr. Joe, Zac, and Six Toed Patient all stare at me. Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07 |