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TheEvilTrafficCone
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since: 11-06-06, id: 545769
Author has written 8 stories for Nature, Life, Politics, General, and Action.

Lol, I just cut, copied, and pasted this bio from fanfic. A winner is me!

Yo...basically I am an average highschool girl that likes to write stuff (duh). Traffic cones are evil because they move when you take the driving test. And I'm crazy. Or at least I think I am which makes me sane? I love Lost, Pirates of the Caribbean, Family Guy, The Office,and Simpsons and Titanic. Yes, and I play soccer and I have a chinchilla that is insane! He is fluffy and very curious and chews up our house. Holy crapopolis! And my best friend is 16aqua and I command you to read her stories because I said so. Save the chinchillas because they are killed for their furs and no animal should be murdered for that. Charlie Pace on Lost is my favorite character. and that's about it. I can't believe I have nothing to write about. Wow I'm bored, I'm going to go take a nap. ...

And I'm back. My favoritesayings are- yo, holy crapopolis, bloody hell, fine-ish, i'm gonna bust a cap in your..., omg that used 2 be a face, follow up questions, Tarter Sauce, Chinchillas r friends not furs, and that's all i can think of. and Soylent Green is people! And No tickey, no laundry.

Also I love getting hate mail! It's fun to read and awesome to share so if u wanna give some to me that'd be great! Also Underworld is a cool movie! When Charlie wears his black hoodie that's when he turns emo!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

TheEvilTrafficCone Out!

Hehe I just looked at other people's profiles and they actually have a format and put things in order. I just randomly write stuff down when it comes to me so this probably makes no sense at all and it's really craptacular. "Okay that's it! I am highly disgruntled! And up until then I was relitively gruntled!"- Simpsons

Oh and Albino Blacksheep.com is a really cool website. If u like flash videos of randomness that makes no sense u should go there, but I don't know if ur allowed to put websites on here so if my account is canceled, then I guess I'll find out. U no what would be cool to get? A Fennec Fox!@

Despite what you may have read above, I have a very boring life. I live in boring old Illinois in the U.S where corn grows everywhere and if that's not in the scenary, automaton Wal Marts and Targets pop up. If I could, I would live in Australia or Europe. I need a change of scenary!

Books are cool, I read stuff by J.K Rowling, Erin Hunter, Steven King, Madeline L'Engle, Garth Nix, InkHeart, and I started Bad Twin. And David Clement Davies. So far there's a lot of stuff that is connecting to Lost like the Hanso foundation and Mr. Paik was in there briefly.

Some things I don't understand are the Clawyers going around on Lost. Those two characters barely interact, and when they did, Sawyer was just feeling sorry for her when he gave her that stuff for free, I mean who wouldn't. a young, pregnant girl all alone on a dangerous island. Sawyer would be really low not to give her anything. And also, I think Sawyer felt guilty because he might have done the same thing to other women, by that I mena get them pregnant and leave without ever coming back. So I think all this Clawyer stuff is really unfounded. I hate the Locke Claire stuff too. CHARLIE AND CLAIRE FOREVER NOT CLAIRE AND SAWYER OR CLAIRE AND LOCKE! CLAIRE AND CHARLIE!

Also, before I forget, read Writing Fairy's storied too, b/c she is a fantastic writer even if she doues wrte like a Brit. Where's the defibulator???


Stories Authored: (8) . Favorite Authors: (0) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Fallen Heroes reviews
In the year 2020 the world is torn and those who immigrated were kicked out mercilessly by the govt, left to fend for themselves. A small group of rebels fight for life, freedom, and the right to have equal oppertunities. They are the fallen heroes.
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-6-07
2. Our Moment in Time reviews
freeverse, weird I know. Just about how we all think our world will always be, maybe it will maybe it won't. How the hell should I know? Please review!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 11-19-06
3. Lights reviews
Poem about all the different lights surrounding us and in general places, where does it all come from? !
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 11-19-06
4. To Overcome reviews
Just simply about a storm and how others must pick up the loose threads afterwards.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06
5. Secret Spot reviews
One of those little places you like to go to when no one's around.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06
6. WMDs reviews
Quickie I wrote cuz I was doing a project on Hiroshima. I think it's stupid that we need to blow each other up when we're all living at the same place.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06
7. Give Me a Chance reviews
Short poem about someone, but I'm not going to tell you who it is.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06
8. Fashion reviews
A peice of my mind about the people and models that buy and wear furs. Animals are friends not furs!
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06
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