Hi! I have an account of fanfiction.net aswell, I don't write fiction stories, but I have a mild interest in poetry. As of now I'm trying out haikus, three-lined poems which must contain seventeen syllables. I also like the works of Victor Borge and his inflationary language. This is basically taking a sound from a word which sounds like a number, and making that number higher, for instance, forlorn would be fivelorn, and tutor would be threetor, and forum would be fiveum. Visit some of his works if you want to see his classic example, then inflate the page so it all reads inflated. Copy this address; http://www.kor.dk/borge/b-story-1.htm into the URL bar and visit his site now. Currently I've written a poem on World War One and the poppy, and am writing a haiku collaboration. Other interests of mine are Runescape, ASCII Art, ASCII Smileys, Smileys, among other things.

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I have many mottos, sayings, catchphrases, and internet talk phrases, and I can't find any decent place to document em ~

Internet: Yo ~ Hi
Internet: Ewdh? ~ Eh, what da hell? Also, when said aloud I say "ewadell"
Internet: Luna laugh ~ A massive laugh
Internet: Rotfl / Lmao / Rotflmao ~ They're not technically mine but I still use em, you know what they are
Catchphrase: Eh wuzzat? ~ Eh, what's that?
Motto: Paint a story. Write a Picture
Catchphrase: Discussion upon an item from other person You're a item being discussed
Catchphrase: "Meh, it's a 49p to 50p situation, I go with the lower"
Catchphrase: Meh ~ Meh, who cares? Again, not technically mine.
Motto: If it's squidgy and you can't see it, make your way to the nearest tap and bar of soap
Catchphrase: Incessant laughing until hit round the head / told to shut the hell up
Catchphrase: Blimey (Blim as in blimp not blime as in grime)

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I also have many accents, plus I speak various phrases from other languages ~

Accents:
English: This is my genuine accent, I come from Hampshire and apparently it shows in your voice.
Australian: I can do a perfect Australian accent, though no blood relatives of mine are Australian.
American: This is the easiest accent to imitate if English.
Posh: Of course, anyone can do posh, you just have to put on a sophisticated voice and know the better terms.
Alien: My only way of describing the strangest voice I can put on, it literally sounds like a cartoon alien gone happy.
French: This too, isn't the hardest of things to imitate
Irish: I can do a little bit of Irish, I doubt I could have a sophisticated talk without it turning into Welsh though.

Languages I can speak phrases of:
French
German
Spanish
Japanese
English (duh)

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There are some jokes which rarely keep me from laughing my head off, and just seem funny all the time:

Three men were walking in the forest when they got caught by cannibals. They were led to the Chief Cannibal. The Chief told them
"All of you must go into the forest and collect a ten of a fruit, or you will be eaten." So the three men went off and did so. The first came back with ten apples.
"Alright," said the chief, "you must stick all ten of these up your ass. If you wince, exclaim, or make any kind of noise, you will be eaten. The first man managed to successfully lodge a first apple up his ass, but on the second he winced, and the cannibals ate him. The second man came along with ten berries. He jammed nine of them up his ass, but on the tenth, he burst out laughing. As the cannibals grabbed a hold of him, the Chief asked,
"Why did you laugh at nine? You were nearly there."
"I saw the third guy coming with ten pineapples!"

There were three men, Shutup, Manners, and Poo. Poo fell down the drain, and Manners stopped to help him, while Shutup ran off for the police.
"Police, police, I need help!" he said to a nearby policeman.
"Alright, what's your name?" he enquired.
"Shutup" he replied. Slightly nonplussed, the policeman said again,
"What's your name?"
"Shutup," Shutup repeated.
"I said, what's your name! Where are your manners?"
"Over by the sewers fishing Poo out of the drain"

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Well, chickens weren't around then.

Q: Why did the roller-coaster tycoon cross the road?
A: To get to the other ride

Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
A: He thought he'd get a goat for this joke

A pig went into a bar, and asked to use the toilet. The bartender obliged, and off the pig went. The next day, another pig came in, and asked to use the toilet, again, the bartender let him. The next day, as a third pig passed the counter, the bartender said,
"I suppose you'll want to use the toilet, then?"
"No, I'm the little pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."

Q: Why didn't the fullstop cross the road?
A: He paused to think about what he was doing

Q: A blonde and a drummer walk off the building, who gets there first?
A: The blonde, the drummer has wait to go "ba-doom-boom-dcch!"

A rabbi, a priest and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says,
"What is this, a joke?"

Q: Why do punctuation make the worst films?
A: Well ... nobody likes Monty Hyphen

Three men wanted to watch three programs, but they were all on at the same time; Horse Racing, Sex Education, and the Life of Jesus. So they agreed to watch in two-second slots for each program:
"And they're off ... uh-uh ... and the baby is born!"

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