Bonjour! Nazdar! Guten Tag! Shalom! Yá át ééh! Merhaba! Sawubona! Szervusz! Aloha! Haa!

First things first for all the people who are wondering what in the world Osrane ne Nsoroma is. Let me tell ya. The Osrane ne Nsoroma is the Adinkra symbol for wisdom/learning/humility. (all of which I got except for humility ;-)

I live in a nondescript town in Minnesota (in the U.S. for those of you who are geographically challenged!) I’m tall, blue eyed, and have short brown hair. I don’t play sports. Instead I write, draw, paint, and read. I can say hello (or good-day) in 18 languages. I just didn’t feel like typing them all. ;-)

Western Zodiac: Aries

Chinese Zodiac: Rooster

Egyptian Zodiac: Thoth

Native American Zodiac: Falcon People

Note: My computer hasn't been letting me reveiw. So if your wondering why you story is on my favorite or alert list and I didn't reveiw that's why.

A few of my favorites:

Movies: Kingdom of Heaven, Darklight, Lord of the Rings (all three), Jurassic Park (all three), Van Helsing, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Exorcism of Emily Rose, Chupacabra, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bourne Identity, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Deep Blue Sea, Indiana Jones, Banshee

Books: Love and Honor, The Mists of Avalon, In Death Series, Vampire Chronicles, Circle Trilogy, The Historian, Dracula, The Loch, Carolina Moon, Carnal Innocence, Montana Sky,

TV Shows: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: CI (Goren Rocks!), Robin Hood, Blood Ties, Dresden Files, Special Unit 2, Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, Numb3rs, The Unit, Blue Collar TV, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Destinaton Truth, Moonlight

I’ll read almost anything if it’s by Anne Rice, Stephen King, Elizabeth Kostova, Philippa Gregory, Jean Plaidy, or Nora Roberts.

I'm a solitary person, and I'd rather be locked in a dark castle in the Highlands with candles for lights, than laying on the meat rack on some sunny beach. I'm a intolerant of ignorance and stupidity.

I’m absolutely fascinated with symbology, English history (I can construct the entire Tudor family tree from memory), Medieval history, ancient Egypt, the Celts. I love reading stuff about Anne Bolyen and Elizabeth I (Henry was a wack job)

My Favorite Quotes

Jack O'Neill: I just walked in with a handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelette! Sam Carter: World-famous, huh? What's in it? Jack O'Neill: Eggs. Sam Carter: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe. Jack O'Neill: Oh, don't kid yourself, there's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you. Sam Carter: It's beer, isn't it?

What is an Oprah?- Teal'c

Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar? Teal'c: That he is concealing something. Jack O'Neill: Like what? Teal'c: I am unsure—he is concealing it.

Jack O'Neill: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around. Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me. Jack O'Neill: "Wild horses," Teal'c.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well. Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

Carter: Teal'c, how do Jaffa couples handle their problems? Teal'c: On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other. Daniel: And if that doesn't work? Teal'c: A weapon is required.

Daniel: Go ahead, Teal'c, tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you even understand this! Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation. Daniel: Oooh! So deep! Jack O'Neill: No more beer for you

"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water." - Sam Carter

It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate - Sam Carter

Dr. Carson Beckett .: He fainted. Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh there's gotta be a better word. Dr. Carson Beckett: Faint is a proper medical term. Dr. Rodney McKay: I passed out from... manly hunger!

John Sheppard: Did Ronon shoot me? Elizabeth Weir: You had it coming.

Beckett: How come I never make friends like that? McKay: You need to get out more. Beckett: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?

Beckett: . . . well, if I've learned one thing, Mum, it's that we Earthlings are very . . . Ford: Doc! You can't say that! Beckett: What? Ford: Earthlings. It's compromising security! Beckett: She knows I'm from Earth, son! It's not a bloody secret!

Go away before you damage my fragile teenage psyche - Me

They're demon brands, Coreen, they're not Hello Kitty tattoos. Actually, that would be worse. - Vicky Nelson, Blood Ties

I would be shut up...with my books, my family, and a few old friends...than to occupy the most splendid posts. -T. Jefferson

Heroes are not born, they're cornered. - a movie

Life isn't fair, its just fairer than death is. -The Princess Bride

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is the duty of the living to do so for them. -somewhere

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. - a book

Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. -N. Bonaparte.

Stupid is forever. Ignorance can be fixed. -can't remember

We can't all be heroes, because sombody has to sit on the curb and cheer as they go by. -unknown

You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.- unknown

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. - unknown

Bob you're a spirit. You live in a skull and have no physical needs. Are you really going to bitch about the rent? - Harry Dresden "the Dresden Files."

Who makes this up? I demand to know who makes these rules. It's madness. Tell me who it is, and I'll have him committed for a psychiatric evaluation. -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, Innocent in Death

He did teach me one thing, and that is to drag the monsters kicking and screaming into the light and destroy them. - Harry Dresden

What's the point of eternity if you're bored out of your mind?- Me

I say we drag him out and scare the snot out of them. - some show on TNT

Stories

The War Goes On - This poem goes along with the so far untitled story

Demon Hunter- I have a couple chapters on this one, but ya know gremlins are nasty monsters, even more when they stop me from uploading.

Constantinople to Istanbul - A short story about the fall of Constantinople from the veiw of a Byzantine girl, and the rise of Istanbul from the veiw of a Ottoman soldier. (Coming Soon.)

Drakulya - Another story about Drakulya story! (Yes, I know it's an over used topic! Suck it up!) This time six people are sent to kill him for good, a vampire, a hunter, a monk, a Air Force pilot, a computer nerd, and a member of a top secret society.

Letters from a Nightmare: Letters written by a nightmare from Savannah. mostly a romance between Tony and Belle.

Coming soon

Primordial light- story about the garden of Eden not sure if it will ba a story, poem, or one shot.

Galadriel- Fantasy.