How to describe myself?
I'm a lazy, angsty, deep-thinking, girl-obsessed creature trying to find my place in this world along with true love and perhaps crank out a bestselling book or two. In other words, I'm a teenage boy, and a bit of a hopeless dreamer.
In terms of books, pretty much anything decent I'll read. There's nothing I'm too squeamish about to read and I'm always looking for something new. I'll most likely pick up something about some misfit kid like King Dork by Frank Portman, I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak or It's Kind Of A Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. Preferably with some romance stirred into the mix. No, mandatory romance. It has to be a pretty special story if I like it and there is no love involved whatsoever. It makes stories a lot more interesting. Sex is optional -- not as important as love itself -- but it does spice things up a bit.
I also bleed Green Day and Bowling For Soup. Can't make up my mind between the two. Can't wait to get both of their new albums when they come out. Would love to see them in concert someday. All I have to do is hear one of their songs and I'm hooked listening to them non-stop for the next few days. Right now its BFS. Other bands try, but none of them can ever really match up. I do listen to pretty much any type of music, though, with the exceptions of country and girly pop trash like Miley Cyrus.
"She slams the front door cause she knows that I can't stand it/Gives me the finger cause she knows I'm wrapped around it/She calls me sweetheart cause she knows it makes me weak/She stepped in dog poo and I'm still kissing her feet." - "Scaring Myself", Bowling For Soup
“Shoplifter, you’ll never learn what hides behind your back/Not burglar or bank robber, just a kleptomaniac.” – “Shoplifter”, Green Day
“It was Christmas Eve, you were crying/Guess you didn’t really like the gifts/Porno DVDs and see-through underwear/Should’ve saved all that for your sis.” – “Running From Your Dad”, Bowling For Soup
“I’ve got no motivation/Where is my motivation?/No time for the motivation/Smoking my inspiration.” – “Longview”, Green Day
“Sometimes I give myself the creeps/Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me/It all keeps adding up/I think I'm cracking up/Am I just paranoid? I'm just stoned.” – “Basket Case”, Green Day
“Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true/And happy-ending Hollywood is not for me and you/So add it up, and break it down/It’s not that hard to figure out/You’re crazy and I'm crazy about you.” – “Smoothie King”, Bowling For Soup
“I almost got drunk at school at 14/Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen/Who almost went on to be Miss Texas/But lost to a slut with much bigger breast-es.” – “Almost”, Bowling For Soup
“Every joke can have its truth and now the joke’s on you/I never knew you were such a funny guy.” – “Nice Guys Finish Last”, Green Day
“Bloodshot, deadbeat, and lack of sleep/Making your mascara bleed/Tears down your face, leaving traces of my mistakes.” – “Church On Sunday”, Green Day
“I wanna be the minority/I don’t need your authority/Down with the moral majority, cause I wanna be the minority.” – “Minority”, Green Day
“You’re a bitch, but I love you anyway/Oh, you can’t sing but you still put me to sleep/You’re a bitch, hey hey, hey hey/You make me sick, but don’t ever go away.” - “The Bitch Song”, Bowling For Soup
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