
Hey all, I’m Velvet. You may remember me from FanFiction as Black-Blooded-Wolf-Demon, if so; I wave to all my old fans. If you’re new to my work, you also get a wave of my almighty typing hands. I hail from Australia, Queensland. I plan to bring a few short stories that don’t really have chapters and then some longer ones. A quick intro to what I’m about follows this paragraph…
Name: Velvet
Likes: My lover boy, Chocolate, A good book on a rainy day, going out dancing, poetry and philosophy, Singing, Japanese pop music, drawing and of course writing!
Dislikes: Broccoli, horses, singing in front of people and the game ‘Simon Says’
Fave Song(s): At the moment I love ‘Outgrow~Ready Butterfly~’ by BoA and 'Patrik och lillen' by Basshunter it's in swedish- I don't know what he's saying, I just like the dance beat
Fave Musician(s): BoA, McFLY, Basshunter... too many to list here.
Fave Colour(s): Green, Black and Red (in that order)
Fave Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean (1 & 2), Harry Potter (1 & 2, 3 and 4 were kind of crap), Singing in the Rain, Blood Diamond (which I saw recently and quite enjoyed) HOT FUZZ (saw that on the 7th and loved it!) and all the SAW movies (particularly 3)
Fave TV Show(s): InuYasha, Gravitation, NCIS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show and sometimes I watch The Simpsons
Fave Book(s): Harry Potter series, Buffy The Vampire Slayer series, The Last Vampire, Out For Blood, The Girl Most Likely and Blood and Chocolate
Fave Quote(s): “Due to current cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned OFF”
“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice or I’ll deafen your eyesight!”
-“Only fools are positive!” --“Are you sure?” -“Positive”
“No matter where you go, there you are”
“40 percent of all statistics are WRONG”
“I can’t spell shit for crap”
“I’m a great exponent of … ‘vvv’ …Krap Karateeeee, looks great in a mirror!!”
“I'm gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put 'em in a bowl!”
“I've heard similar threats from a number of fools who's memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!”
-"I'm not a tosser" --"..no you ARE a tosser, there's no doubt about that but here's what i think and i'm gonna put it in song" -"Are ya?" --"Yeah! ...'Everyone's a tosser...' silence"
"Pelicans are responsible for 1 percent of baby abductions"
"15 people die every year from vending machines falling on them"
"One by one, penguins steal my sanity"