I am a visionary, an artist, a daydream believer.

I would risk my life for a Chai Latte.

I admit the corporations are evil,

Yet I admit to being a mindless consumer.

I don't mind long plane flights,

So long as they take me somewhere else.

Hate me all you want,

I will never hate back.

My most prominent work on FictionPress is probably Von Dammsel in Distress. Please take a look and review, and don't forget to read the rest of my stuff as well.

P.S. I've always fantasized about receiving fanart for my original characters from other artists. If anybody feels the need to do fanart for any of my original characters, well... you're free to have at it.

27 APRIL 2008.
Today's mood: Bloated.

Today's beverage: Lemonade.

Woah, look at that! A speedy new chapter for Oh Great, Another Vampire Story?? What in the world?? The school year is winding down (FINALLY), so I finally have more time to write. Chapter 12 is up: "I Bid You This Final Goodbye". My friend read this chapter, and cried. I cheered. Finally, my writing can evoke true pain in my readers.

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1. Oh Great, Another Vampire Story » reviews

The Rosebloods, three half vampire brothers fresh into little Carter Bay from London and looking to make a new life, cross paths with Lisette Alexander, a recently orphaned vegan from the city wielding the hippie's weapon of choice: the guitar. R&R, kay?

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,851 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 9-8-07

2. Von Dammsel in Distress » reviews

Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 12-24-07

3. SharkHeaded Prepubescent

A nursery rhyme, from the Morbid Nursery. May be offensive to those souls unfortunate enough to have been born with shark heads.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08

4. Ten Years Old

In my hands was gold, or may well have been.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 1-11-08

5. As a Child reviews

As a child, I often wondered, What sort of teenager will I become?

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07

6. Group Discussion reviews

In the group discussion, where exactly does the girl who's not so much a part of the group fit in?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07

7. Homecoming Hell » reviews

An autobiography of sorts. I'm the top resident social reject. Everyone knows that. So how could my friends humiliate me like this..?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 9-29-07