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For max ride fans out there go to www.maximumride.com and click the button to convince James Patterson to continue the series after saving the world and other extreme sports then copy this! Link to spread the word.
Random crap:
If you love Maximum Ride then go to this site www.maximumride.com and click the button to make it continue then copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
(goes with above) If you know several someones who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
(goes with the above two) if you would like to be the one driving the bus , copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile(Inuyasha)
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you have a sibling who has the ability to beat your butt on a daily basis, copy and paste this into your profile.
(goes with above) if said sibling is younger than you copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there's a sign that say WATCH YOUR STEP copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think that turkey- bird thing from the cocoa puffs commercial should go into rehab copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing for no reason in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Flying Fisher, bitten-by-luv, Rakasha Shadowfang.
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(0.0) Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
And you thought??...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
got this of bitten-by-lus's page
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN-bitten-by-luv
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Random quotes and useless bits of wisdom:
I’m not anti-social, I just don't like you- my cousin has this shirt
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups- my friend has this shirt
Go choke on biscotti- another friend's shirt
It's cute how Stupid you are- yet another friend's shirt
If you seek peace, prepare for war- unknown
War must be neither sought nor feared- unknown
Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and good with ketchup- Sherrilyn Kenyon
In my opinion, humans, and people in general, are incredibly stupid- Ranara Silverpelt, my OC
We, who are about to die, salute you- unknown
One sounds like a dork when one refers to oneself as one- unknown
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow- unknown
I can only please one person per day, today's not your day, tomorrow's not looking good either- random shirt in the school hallway
The strongest friendships are often forged from the scars of old rivalries- me, just now
History is written in the blood of the vanquished- unknown
My death stands before me with arms wide open and willingly i run toward it for it is a warriors death, met in the heat of battle and welcomed by the courageous- thought of this while watching a documentary
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be right there beside you saying "Hot damn! That was fun!"- The Wingless Raven on fiction press
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research"- The Wingless Raven on fiction press
"The police never think it's as funny as you do"- also The Wingless Raven on fiction press
Romance when writing is like double sided tape, it's fun to play with, but if you have TOO much you end up stuck to a wall and no one will help you down- me, randomly
All fortune cookies are funny if you add "in bed" to the end- Jennifer Lynn Barnes author of Tattoo
If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash.
The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse.
For even if the werewolf dies
He lives forever in the guise
Of a great wolf within the skies
With burning fires for his eyes
Eternally hunted by the one
Who scorns the use of mortal gun
And as a pack forever one
We shall fight him ‘till we’re done
And the world is finally free
From those who hunt the moons offspring
We fight the war of Fang and club
Of human flesh and werewolf blood
Until the final death is won
And the victor gazes down
To behold his hard won spoils
The world for which he so long toiled
And he shall only rule until
Another hunter comes to kill
-exerpt from The Pain
Stories:
Do you, Can You, Will You-complete
Fame Never Dies-complete
The Pain-complete
Stones-complete
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