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Author has written 10 stories for Romance, and General. "Curiosity is the basis of education…I say only that the cat died nobly." -Arnold Edinborough (Regarding my pen name.) Update 11/16: Howdy, all. Been a while. So Sense With a Side of Dense was nominated for the Time Is Running Out Awards, in Best Short Story! Wow. Thanks. 8D Be sure to vote, everybody. I've got a couple of ideas floating around in my head, another mini-story waiting to be beta'd and a oneshot half written. I'm still writing, I just need to focus on school work. Junior year is a very busy one. Oh, and I got my license! So I might be writing something relating to driving just to celebrate. old news: How would you guys feel about me posting character pictures on a website? I have a few people in mind, and I know that i personally love photo galleries, but I also know it can be annoying to see only perfect people describing their supposedly "plain" characters. I'd obviously work on finding average people--mostly, I'd use musicians (as they can be found online but look normal), not picture-perfect actors. Still! I'm curious how you feel. Yes? No? Maybe so? PLEASE let me know, I need a side project that won't take up as much time as writing does. Also, I like to draw; so do you think drawing would be a better way? Current _ of Choice: Beverage: Peppermint mochas, of course. ;D Literature: What White People Like. It's a gigantic LOL attack, seriously. Movie/television show: City of Ember, my favorite book when I was younger. Some people didn't like the movie, but I loved it! The production was beautiful and it stayed pretty close to the book. Also, Top Chef New York. Even though I get really hungry watching that show, I still love it. Song/Artist: Recently I've discovered CocoRosie, a band who sounds like a mix between Joanna Newsom and maybe Bright Eyes or Devendra Banheart, and a really cool band that has unfortunately broken up, Arrah and the Ferns. A couple weeks ago, I was at a San Francisco club and saw local band Dizzy Balloon by accident, while trying to see The Jakes, who sound like Paolo Nutini with a beat. :) Both are great. Quick (not really) About Me: I am sixteen and I believe stagnancy is cruel, but nostalgia can be crueler. I can be summed up as a chick-lit-loving, vegetarian, artistic, tiny, rambling, talkative goof-ball. You can call me Sarah or Sar (s-air). Not be associated with SARS, please. I like music, the outdoors, art, literature, and contemplating the abyss, as every other teen with a budding holier-than-thou complex. I listen to nearly everything under the sun, especially oldies. Like, your grandparents-swing-danced-to-this-music oldies. Admittedly an indie kid, I'm a bit of a music and art snob. I'm a romantic, boy-crazy, and a child at heart who is forever wondering why Peter Pan never visited her and forever hopscotching between feeling my age and wishing I wasn't. I like humor and hate soap operas--if I wanted a drama overkill, I could watch MTV. I like quirky characters and unique plots; I don't mind cliches if they're well executed, but I've already read the story about the girl, her protective brother, and his gorgeous best friend. Why would I read it again if I already know all the twists, characters, not to mention the ending? I like characters I can relate to; I don't know anyone who is leggy, sarcastic, oblivious to her looks, and totally haunted by an uber scary past. I like writing oneshots because of their lack of need for commitment. I try writing full-length stories a lot, but my attention is fleeting and I can be easily distracted. I really do try though...but, still, I wouldn't always take my word for something being posted when I say it will. :x Obviously, a big flaw of mine is that I tend to go on and on. Hence the rambling bit of this "quick" about me. (Oops.) Maybe one day I'll successfully keep this short. ...Maybe not. And there you have it... If you'd like to talk, ask me a question, etc., don't hesitate to drop me a PM! I always feel flattered and I promise I'm a nice person (and I love getting them), so you should. We all end up happy. Not to mention--if it wasn't obvious already--I'm a jabberjaws, even online. (Contact me otherwise? My DA is vintagey. Not that I ever update there--again, oops.) Now that I've stolen far too much of your time, I will leave you with this final quote: "Molly: I knew it. As soon as I saw that suit. -Molly Mahoney and Henry Weston, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium | |||||||||||
1. Battleship » reviewsThere is a simple answer for this equation. An overly competitive boy plus a sunken battle ship, minus eight years of friendship, plus the sum of being pushed into a puddle of mud by a girl who also doesn’t apologize equals a very clichéd hatred.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-11-092. Thanks but No Thanks reviewsI'm thankful to dad, for standing up for me. I'm not thankful to mom, who is making me write this stupid letter. I'm not thankful to gross Gracie Cole, who mom keeps trying to make me be friends with. I will be thankful for a puppy, though. Love, JacksonComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-27-083. Just reviewsTo Theo it was just another night alone. Just another tie. Just another day. Just another week, month, year. Just this, just that. It was just life, after all. So when he met Avery, of course his first inclination was to believe she was just another girl.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-084. Help Wanted reviewsSometimes I think I’m too nice. That it’s going to make me end up like one of those Law & Order dudes, dead in a ditch because I try to help girls with psycho abusive boyfriends. Hannah was a case in point that I couldn’t ignore. Or so I thought. Oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 7-5-085. Sense with a Side of Dense » reviewsI was born poor and worked at a toll booth; I’d thought that made me a girl with sense—I knew not to talk to strangers, when to cross the street, which bus to take—but until I met Wyatt, I never realized I’d been a girl who was dense. A short story.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 6-5-086. The Happiest Place on Earth » reviewsIt can't get worse if your job is Mickey Mouse, right? Wrong. After my boyfriend cheats on me, I'm left stranded in a falsely advertised Hell with an odd group of coworkers and a pesky [he's NOT cute!] tagalong quasi bum. Happiest Place on Earth, my foot.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 11-20-077. I Framed Roger Rabbit reviewsI am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-25-088. Love Notes » reviewsTo her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 11-4-079. Chopsticks Vs The Tree reviewsFed up with commercialism and being Jewish, Gabe was set on hating Christmas. Of course, he wasn’t expecting to befriend a prime example of CFD, or Christmas Freak Disease ...Or, for her to show him the real meaning behind the holidays. Holiday oneshotComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-0710. The Little Things reviewsThey liked the little things in life. He liked the way she was comfortable in her own skin. She liked the way he would purposefully get flour over himself for her amusement. Neither was after making a big mark on the world...just on each other. [oneshot]Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07