(((Previously Known AS: LILLIUM MOONSTONE)))
About Me Page!
Peace. I'm Jakkii (pronounced: Jackie). ...This is my page...you know you love it. Mwhaha.
Jakkii Likes:
Harry Potter, fanfiction, her laptop, writing, drawing, debating, singing, acting, dancing, drawing, FanArt, taking those stupid, little quizzes, emo people, black, neon colours, her MySpace, ice skating, fencing, archery, reading, her family, shopping, comedy, friends, all cheeses, white chocolate, dark chocolate, caramel, pocky, all types of music, slasg/yaoi, anime, manga, youtube, poetry, angst, romance, etc...I can't really list all the things I like.
Because I know you will all ask, lol:
Manga.Anime: Death Note, Loveless, Sensitive Pornograph, Okane ga Nai, Boku no Sexual Harassment, Gravitation, Papa to KISS IN THE DARK, Ai no Kusabi, Whistle, etc.
Books: Harry Potter, The Giver, The Portrait of Dorian Grey, The Tell-Tale Heart, The Secret, Deltora Quest, The Alchemyst, Into Thin Air, Impulse, Boy Meets Boy, etc.
Fanfiction:
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Tom(Voldy), Harry/Lucius, Harry/Blaise, Harry/Hermione, etc.
Death Note: Light x L, Mello x Near
Jakkii Hates:
Homophobes, Racists, Sexists, (all types of Prejudice), extreme bright light, homework, Harry/Ginny, people who say 'water' wrong, etc.
Random Facts:
My Hogwarts house is Slytherin according to all tests. Draco Malfoy is my soul mate. I think anyone would look hotter in skinny jeans. I wish we could all have cool hair. My hair is curly and blonde. My eyes are light blue. I'm a fanfiction writer. I would love it if you wanted to read my Harry Potter slash fanfiction. I have AIM; xxxxxRawWrxxxxxx . I'm very sick right now, I picked up the flu. I'm an ice skater; I won nationals. I am Puerto Rican, Spanish, and Italian. I'm in a top school. I am not in college. I won't tell you my age...find out through myspace!
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
~Henry Kissinger
“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”
~Steve Landesberg
“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”
~Judith Manners
“Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”
~Miss Piggy
“Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.”
~(article) Stupid People – Contemporary Vocabulary (mistupid.com)
"I'm not good at sympathy ~ will you settle for sarcasm?"
~Random bumper sticker
"Women may get to wear a lot of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes."
~Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter
"I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
~Dorothy Parker
"When the wolf has your arm in its jaws, then use the other to tickle its belly."
~Kate Elliott, Prince of Dogs, page 157
"If you call one wolf, you invite the pack."
~Bulgarian Proverb
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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