Just a confused person in a confused world which makes me quite ordinary.
My personal pet peeves:
1. Redundant names or titles like:
A. ATM Machines
B. HSM Missiles
C. ICBM Missiles
D. All the other ones you can think of
2. Forgetting what I was going to write next
Favorite Saying:
We are often told to expect the unexpected which makes them quite expected and not unexpected at all. In reality, we should expect the expected because we never expect them because we are too busy expecting the unexpected so the expected is quite unexpected when it expectedly occurs.
My Favorite Analogies:
The little boat drifted gently across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.