Hello. I'm Eminempern (because I am a huge fan of both Eminem and Pern).

I've got an account over at fanfiction dot net, if you'd like to check me out. The link is by 'homepage.' I've also got a Quizilla account, where you'll find me as "Ugburg-the-Eminem-Fan". The proper URL is 'http://quizilla.com/users/Ugburg-the-Eminem-Fan/'.

I've written a lot of stories over the years, but all the original fiction ones have been... ah... pretty bad. But the ones I can manage to salvage, maybe I'll put up later.

Until then, ciao.

My Not-So-Good Poems:

Overdue Respect: A poem honoring the Vietnam War veterans. I wrote it for a school assignment and only posted it 'cos I thought otherwise it would be a COMPLETE waste of my time, as opposed to only a partial one.

How the Tides Came to Be: A pathetic li'l poem that I wrote a few years ago and I found recently. It's about the ocean and the sand... It's stupid, but it rhymes...