uh...Hiya!!!

I am an amateur in writing although I have good plot lines. I am working on it, so in the meantime...JUST LIVE WITH IT. Would you like some fries with that? Have a nice day!!

And yes, almost all my stories are dedicated to someone, including the un-started/updated cancer one. It's just...dedicated to people I don't know, is all...

name: just call my confetti-san!

age: hmmm a number just guess which?

gender: female duh

Zodiac Sign/Animal: Libra and the monkey!! (Ritsu the clumsy, frantic one? suits me just fine thank youz)

some fun quotes (yeah Akane I stolez a few)

HOUSE House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
Cuddy: O.o...Are you high?

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN Jack: I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

Jack: Man the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt.

PRETEAR Kei: It seems Leafeania's back to normal again.
Hayate: Yeah, it's great! /smiles/
Kei and Goh: O.O
Goh: He's smiling.../twitches and gulps/
Kei: A great disaster's gonna happen tomorrow!

FRUITS BASKET Tohru /while at a haunted house with Momiji, Kyo, and Yuki/: If I walk with my eyes closed...!
Yuki: Honda-san...
Tohru: /bonks into wall/

A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- Something my U.S. History teacher told us

Wise man says, Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Give it a try - its such good stress relief.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Forget love. I want to fall in chocolate.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

I swear to drunk I’m not God!

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

5 out of 4 people have multiple personalities.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.

Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

There was a man who installed a phone into his car. The away message said: "Hi. I'm home right now. I'll call you back when I'm out. Have a nice day!"

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance

Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I used to wrestle with inner demons. Now, my demons and I just sit down for tea and scones, and occasionally argue about the weather.

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.

If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?

Smile! It confuses people...--title of Sandi Thom album

COMING SOON:

Touched by death: A boy is diagnosed with an unknown cancer and Shana meets him at the wierd hospital beach house. She finds that he has never felt the kindness of a person in all his fourteen years of life. He knows he won't live for long and Shana tries to touch his heart and teach the boy to live his life with a smile. Dedicated to children around the world with cancer. --prologue and chapter one--

The Splitting: Kanna's parent's are getting divorced after almost twenty years and her life begins to crumble. She decides to retrace the steps in her mind, not knowing what could lead them down this path. Sorrow strikes in this short story. Dedicated to a flutey friend --Chapter two--

Planet Zarkos: Earth was once inhabited by magical creatures but a turn of events changed history. Now history is once again ready to be changed by a young unknowing girl with a tragic past. --Chapter two--

It's a Bandie's World: Kinoko and Akane are excited for the high school marching band to start. The change of their very lives! Little do they know what's in store...Dedicated to all of us crazies in the story although we have different names. --Chapter two--

Aaya's Rose: A village soon to be conquered by darkness and a heart stolen by love...Why can't anything go Aaya's way? Even if the the Greek Goddess of Love and Beauty IS Watching over her? Things go topsyturvy in this fictional Romance. Dedicated to Neera and Konae. --Chapter two--

The Robotic Kingdom Below the Dreams: Jeanette, AKA Netty, is taking an airplane to her grandparents house. On it, she meets a sailor who tells his terrifying story. Afterwords, she falls asleep, and after learning a terrible secret meets the emotional robot Cerros , who tries to help her break free of the Kingdom of the Schemes before the Dark Queen can kill her off for good. --prologue and chapter one-- Dedicated to...well, a dream I had...

Lycoris of Luck: Rika lead a life of loneliness but for her wolf companion Hari. She leads a life of sadness and no one knows just quite why. Over the years Rika and Hari develop a bond, but how far will they be able to push it before the danger intereferes? A romance, drama, and fantasy short story beyond compare. --chapter one-- Dedicated to my Ninth Literature Honors Teacher, who gave us the assignment in class which started it all. Thank you.

FOR FANFICTION: Birthday of Doom: Four friends get together to throw a late night birthday party. With the simple pop of a balloon they are thrown into another dimension and meet their favorite anime characters. If they don't stop him soon, Soros will take over everything and everyone. And anyone trapped inside this odd demension will be eliminated. Forever. Dedicated to our fun and crazy party!