FAQ

Why do you write parody?
I mock because some of the, I repeat, some of the plots here are so common each story which uses it is equal to each other. And I like to make fun of things.

You mock slash, but you write it yourself. By your own arguments, you are now also a cliché writer. QED.
I only mock bad slash.

You are SO immature!
Watch your mouth, duckling.

If you don't like the stories why don't you just delete your account and go somewhere else?
Uh-uh, don't get me wrong. I simply love many of the stories here. But I just don't like the fact that some of the plots are just copied and pasted into hundreds of stories.

You have no idea how hard it is to write a good multi-chapter story!
I do. Thank you. Next question

For real? You write that?
I do. I said next. Bye.

Can I read it?
I will upload it. Sometimes. For now on, I'll stick to my oneshots.

Your grammar sucks!
I'm not a native. I'm from Holland, the most beautiful and most rainy country in the world.

I HATE YOU! YOU MADE FUN OF MY STORY!
Wrath is a sin, duckling.

Why don't you update more regularly?
Not that I owe you an explanation, but there is this weird thing that I own. Some sort of 'life'. I have school, hockey, friends, local paper, other accounts and parties which all require my attention.

Can you tell me whether my story has a cliché plot?
Eh, no.

Something about me: Highly intelligent (IQ: 130), but most of the time intentionally dense, just to surprise people when I let my intellect show. I'm pretty arrogant and stuck-up, but hey, my friends like me for it. Vulnerable for addictions (internetting, fixations, smoking). Writing is a nééd for me, and I like seeing the progress I've made since I started writing (age 10). I mainly write romance, sometimes fantasy, tragedy, humor or essays. Every piece I upload has been re-read over six times.

13-10-2008
I'm in the midst of my test-week now (that is a torture device school made up, a week in which you have (in my case) six tests in five days. Not that it is to any of your concern, I'm just
REALLY
PISSED
OFF
RIGHT
NOW.

So, for now you can go to my stories and do the thing you were (hopefully) planning to do: read them.
Oh & don't forget:

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