"Suicide is man's way of telling God: You can't fire me - I quit!"
--Anonymous
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Quotes!
Des: Thank God for Copy&Paste.
Me:...I didn't know Bill Gates was God.
Elly: You are a STRANGE child.
Me: I know. Wonderful isn't it?
Des: -heart beats- I love Spongebob. He is my hubby.
Me: Really? Well congrats then Mrs. Bob. Hope you have absorbable kids together.
Des: I can't make alliterations. They'll turn out goofy.
Me: Oh sure you can. DesignerBag Dressing in Drag. See! Easy as cake.
Layna: Cackling relieves everything in the soul. Its like asprin for your emotions.
Tori: I'm special!
Bro: Special Ed, maybe.
Tori: ... My name's not Ed.
Bro: -gives weird look-
Eri-chan: Ugh, I'm so stressed out and I haven't even started yet! Help me. -whimper-
Me: It'll be okay. I'll send you bricks in the mail.
Eri-chan: Bricks?
Me: Yes, to build a Stress-Free-Fort.
Eri-chan: Um, okaaaay. And will you send me mortar, too?
Me: Oh, no. Not enough funds for that.
Eri-chan: Great. -sigh-
Me: 'IDK' what 'AFKBBIAB' means, but it's ANNOYING.
Me: Chillax; I don't need you going all 'Lethal Weapon' on me, got it?! I think I've got enough crazy for the two of us.
Books
Don't Call Me Ishmael:
Mr. Barker: "Right, listen up, you lot. I have to leave for a moment... Leave your seat only if it is on fire. Don't speak unless it is to reveal your dying wish. Breathe only if it is absolutely necessary."
Ishmael: No problem. I'd sailed past "worry" three or four levels of hysteria ago.
Shows
Family Guy:
Brian Griffin: I don't know what a Hollaback girl is, all I know is that I want her dead.
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