Hello to anyone reading Jarvi's profile. If you've actually found her press that back button at the top of your browser window. She's here to read not write.

Let's see here... Jarvi reads more then she breathes and Jarvi's in love with her new alto sax and soon to be new tenor sax (no fracking way that she's going to buy a bari)... (yes, Jarvi is a band geek that can kick ass)... Jarvi can also swear quite colorfully in Finn, her Grampy was a native who passed away, but not without passing on a few interesting phrases to scare the general male population.

Jarvi's best-gal-pal (tm7) has recently gotten her closet-romantic out into the world ... revenge will be with forthcoming

Sadly, Jarvi was accused of being a witch by her freshman Spanish teachers years ago and since then she has made it her job to scare the crap out of her teachers by sharing her strange literary preferences. She also likes using 'Frack' and calling people a 'Thrice Accursed Son of a Doxy'. And, once upon a time, before the real world caught up with her, Jarvi had purple hair. Until, one day, one of her teachers told her that she couldn't enter the CNA class she wanted to unless she had normal hair... Jarvi wants to be a Medical Examiner and there shall she dye her hair purple once more!

Jarvi would like to note that whoever is reading her profile is in need of a hug and a road map, you've turned off at the wrong link.

You may laugh at me for being the quiet girl in the corner, the girl with the book in hand. Just wait until you need something from me. That's when I'll help you and then you'll feel guilty. I'll be waiting. (Hello darlings, my name is Karma. And yes, I can be a bitch, but I'm fair. Are you?)

Jarvi doesn't review often as she prefers not to air her thought to the common populace. She's gotten enough offers to find the nearest shrink, thanks. She does have a lot of alerts though, don't worry, Jarvi is watching and reading.