Hello

Do you really care who I am? I hope not, cause I'm not going to tell you much.

I am a Grammar Nazi queen. And a Spelling Nazi, a Diction Nazi, among other things. I wasn't when I wrote most of what I have posted here. If you find something wrong, I do not care. I wrote it so long ago, and I haven't edited it since. Besides, do you think I'm going to take these to a publisher? Hardly. Any of my stories I like that much I keep to myself, thank you. There are people who like to plagiarize. If it's on the internet, it's pretty much fair game. Thus, I do not post anything on the internet if I want to keep it mine.

I am not here as a professional. There's not much point to that.

Don't try to make me look like an idiot. I'm not one. If you find someone who has gotten A's in college History, Calculus III, Biology for Bio majors, Chemistry for Chem majors, English (and not just 101), Psychology, is a member of an honors society, tutors half of her friends in Algebra, betas for the rest and is an idiot, let me know. People try all the time. They'll yell and scream at me, and point out imaginary faults in my logic, and they're always wrong. I don't like it when people discount my education. I'm smarter than a lot of you. Deal with it. I will bet every one of you can draw better than I can. A lot of you can write better than I can, and so on. Just remember, I'm not the idiot here.

I presume you all have realized by now that I do not like to be messed with. In person, I can deal with it. Over the internet, I cannot. What I really do not like are people who have decided that they know everything, when I am actually right. They bring out the violent urges in me. What is even worse is when, even in the face of great evidence that has been well-researched, they refuse to back down. In one thing I am glad. I take after my mother, and we both can tear your defense to pieces should you decide to stand against us. Neither of us minds being called a bitch, Alpha or otherwise, because it's the truth. Think of it the way a pack of dogs would. If you try to usurp my position, you won't win.

Many of my friends actually think of me as the sweetest thing on the planet. I assume it's because I only bring out the claws when you've gone over to the dark side. When I cry, there are ample arms to hold me. When I get pissed off, they only notice if I actually tell them. I'm also fiercely loyal to those I actually call my friends. If you hurt one of them, you might as well have hurt me. Even if they won't, I will bite back.

On that exceptionally happy note, on to my likes and dislikes.

Likes: Good books, Music, Chocolate, Big words, Dragons, Unicorns, Griffins, Creeping my brother out, Celtic knots, Hawaii, Sunny days, Thunderstorms, and Nice People

Dislikes: Bad Romances, Rude people, Uniformitarianism, Philip Pullman (the king of bad romances), People who put others down, Know-it-alls who don't know it all, Drippy cloudy weather.

This year's goals: To be BOLD! (and maybe pull off a book while I'm at it)

Stories in progress:

BTW I will be working on whichever one catches my attention. Updates may be haphazard

The Magi of the Elements - Hiatus

One planet so overpopulated that they have started taking the Spartan way, leaving the different, the weak, and the idiotic to die on the only mountain they can't dominate, for the magical Naiads live there. Another planet, elves and humans lived in harmony. Technology depends on magic, but the humans became haughty, and to save nature, the elves let loose the terrible monsters. The last planet, pure in magic, stuck in the golden age before the dark ages. Cold Iron and visiting spaceships might just set off the change. Three champions are needed, but with backgrounds like theirs, will they be ready in time?

Saving the People of Pathaco - Hiatus

Brooke and Nate are best friends. They join a gaming group of the most imaginative college freshman, including the sixteen-year-old girl Alethea. But when they all get sucked into their own game to save that world, what do they do? As they try to get home, things just get scarier and scarier. But when they work together, eleven crazy freshmen can do a lot more than anyone hoped.

Amy's Diary

Amy had never been a proper lady. She couldn't embroider and she couldn't manage a household. What she could do was sneak off to weapons practice with her cousin. Her stepmother would not put up with that. So when her sisters ran away, she did too. But when she reaches the amazon city, she learns that there is no such thing as an easy life. Especially when your sisters are the heirs to the elven throne long prophesied of. Prophesied to do what exactly? Start a war with the biggest, baddest mortal on the block. Amy must help them win, or the whole world could be covered in darkness. Note: Has the Drahcoterran Prophecy.

Hawaiian Vampire

Odette's family has live on the Hawaiian island of Kauai for generations. Her father has a high-paying job, and they are all Guardians. But that doesn't keep Odette from working hard. With all the hard work she planned, she never thought to have a magical crisis on her island. But when a troubled vampire enters her life and turns everything upside down, she'll have to heal, magic, and study more than ever to keep things going.