ChocolateZombie's Profile
Update News:
(7/11/08) Sorry about the long absence of updates. I have two real reasons why it's been taking so long:
1: Lack of Interest/motivation. I haven't really felt that motivated lately to continue writing up any of my works, or start any new ones. I don't really know why, but I guess it's just because I haven't felt the need to do so.
2: Plot issues. Almost all of the stories that I start here have a very rough plot outline. It takes me a lot of time to actually figure out the storyline from what I have as a base idea of a story. Some I end up canceling because I've only thought out 2 chapters and never end up thinking out anything else more than that.
Story updates: next chapter of voyage is almost done, chapter two of Ruby is about halfway done, and Element hasn't been started yet, But I know how it will start.
(9/6/08) Chapter two of both Ruby City and Voyage are done, but won't be submitted for a day or two. Element still hasn't been started yet. Animal Land's fourth chapter is still being debated.
(9/11/08) Chapter two of Ruby City and Voyage have been uploaded.
(9/27/08) Won't be able to update for a while because my computer got taken away because I'm failing a core class in school.
ChocolateZombie (From my Bedroom)
Me:
Name: Geoff
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Height: 5' 8"
Eyes: blue
Hair: short and blond
Grade: Senior-to-be in HS
Attitude: If you be nice, I'll be nice. But get in my face and start yelling at me, then you start ticking me off.
From: USA, the country that the rest of the world hates because we're better than them at everything; except Canada. They're better at hockey. And my step-dad says the education in the US is failing drastically. But still, everyone else hates us. Likes and Dislikes:
Favorite TV shows: House, MD (Fox), 24 (Fox), Dog the Bounty Hunter (A&E), Mythbusters (Discovery), American Chopper (Discovery), X-play (G4), Everybody Loves Raymond (Fox), MXC (Spike), Brainiac (G4), The Man Show (G4), Family Guy (Anywhere you can find it), CSI: Miami (again, anywhere you can find it), Blue Collar acts (Comedy Central), The Colbert Report (also C.C.), The O'riley Factor (Fox News), and, I really hate to admit it, but, Power Rangers (Just for the special effects, also anywhere you can find it).
Favorite Movies: Ghost Rider, 300, all 3 matrix movies, TripleX (XXX), Star wars 1,2, and 3, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, The Mask, both Ace Ventura movies, Napolion Dynamite, The Rundown, Van Helsing, Bionicle: Mask of Light (don't laugh), spiderman 1 and 2, Hoodwinked (come on, it's hillarious!), Fun With Dick and Jane (2006 version w/Jim Carry), Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt version), and a few others.
Favorite Cartoons: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Emperor's new School, Yin-Yang-Yo, Spongebob, Danny Phantom, Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Fairly Oddparents, Dragonball, DBZ, DBGT, Naruto, Jimmy Neutron, and Transformers.
Favorite Video Games: All 4 Jak and Daxter games, All 4 Ratchet and Clank Games, All 3 Sly Cooper Games, Kingdom Hearts II, Madden NFL series, Half-Life 1, Half-Life 2, Killzone, Unreal Tornament, Turok, Turok 2, Age of Mythology, Age of Empies 3, Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War, Call of Duty 2 and 3, Black, GTA: San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, and Vice City Stories, Ultimate Spiderman, the Roller Coster Tycoon series, MX vs. ATV unleashed, MGS3: subsistance, Dead or Alive series (even though I don't have an Xbox), Final Fantasy X2 and XII (I like it, but I didn't get anywhere when I played it because I suck at turn-based RPGs, except for pokemon on the GBA), Rainbow Six 3 and RS: Lockdown, Splinter Cell: Double Agent and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
Favorite Music Bands: Godsmack, Hinder, Metallica, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, RHCP (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Buckcherry, Dis turbed, Mudvayne, Hoobastank, Rob Zombie, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Theory of a Deadman, and more.
Top 5 Songs:
1. The Enemy (Godsmack)
2. Down With the Sickness (Disturbed; official 'Demon Underground' theme song)
3. Ten Thousand Fists (Disturbed)
4. The Game (Motorhead)
5. Forever (Papa Roach)
Favorite Sports:
Football (both NFL and NCAA), Basketball (both NBA and NCAA), Baseball, NASCAR (runs in the family), and hockey.
Favorite Quotes and scenes:
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" (Adam Savage, Mythbusters)
"Well, there's your problem!" (Adam and Jamie, Mythbusters)
"She's sick and dying! Let's cure her with puppies and Rainbows!!" (House, House, MD)
"Did you just insult me in Pig Latin?" (House, House: MD)
"Ladies and Gentlemen: Nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants, but that won't help me with this particular case." (House, House: MD)
"Although it does make me feel pretty." (Mr. Crocker, Fairly Odd Parents)
"Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser!" (Rolf, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy)
"Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters! thank you." (Rolf, Ed, Edd, N' Eddy)
"This is the work of...(does strange poses) FAIRY GODPARENTS!" (Mr. Crocker, Fairly Oddparents)
"You are one seriously messed up fruit loop." (Danny to Vlad, Danny Phantom)
"Wow...pretty much, everyone who hates me all at one table. Just like high school." (Danny, Danny Phantom)
"So...much...clogging...(sucks thumb)!" (Cosmo, Fairly Oddparents)
"You need serious help." (Jak to Krew near the end of Jak II)
"Something about rubber tubing and certain parts of our mother! You don't wanna know." (Pecker, Jak II)
"Well, I wouldn't be small, fuzzy, and running around the sewers without a pair of pants! God, I miss pants." (Daxter, Jak II)
"If you moved that fast long ago, I'd still be wearing pants! You know what I really miss? Soft Underpants. You know how it lifts, and cradles. ahh...(scratches butt)" (Daxter, Jak 3)
"Inefficient! I told you we needed a backup hero! We should have gone with plan B!" (the precusor thing near the end of Jak 3.)
"Well, somebody around here had better win, or I'm gonna be very pissed! and very dead." (Daxter, Jak X)
"Birds do not school, they flock. So flock off! (gives GT the finger)" (Pecker, Jak X)
"I've been covering this sport for decades! do you HONESTLY think you can come on to my (bleep)ing show and make me look like a (bleep)ing fool, while (bleep) you, (bleeeeeeeeeeeeep)" (GT blitz, Jak X)
When Jak FINALLY kisses Keira at the end of Jak X.
"(scrunch eeping)...I thought we agreed to put that jungle business behind us. (more Eeeping)...It was mating season, how could I have known she was your sister!"(Quark and Skrunch, Ratchet and Clank, Up Your Arsonal)
"Wait, no, don't sit on the fight stick!" (Ratchet, R&C, UYA)
"This reminds me of the battle of homotchie flats back in '23, when I took on an army of ghost pirate robots with nothing but a quack-o-ray and a half-charged crotchitizer.
Is that why some of the older guys call you "cabin boy", sir?" (Galactic Rangers, Ratchet and Clank UYA)
"Yeah, this reminds me of the sewer war on planet aquotos back in '62, when I killed a king ameboid with my bare hands.
I heard the ameboid swallowed you, sir. I heared you went AWOL until you, uh, wound up a week later floating in someone's toilet on planet barria.
Shut your trap, H22, you wern't there and you don't know nothing about it!
Uh, sir, I heard the same story, only, I heard it was more like two weeks!
All units maintain radeo silence!" (Galactic rangers, Ratchet and Clank, UYA)
The coversation between Quark in a dress and the cab guy in Ratchet and Clank UYA.
Quark's flashback in Ratchet and Clank, UYA.
"And if you don't like it, you can take your smelly bodies up to my ship, form a line behind me, and kiss my...oh, wait, we're still on? Well, turn it off, you idiot! (click)" (Drek, Ratchet and Clank 1)
"Let me out of this thing, you blarg headed frak monkey! I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's been shoved right up my...(click)" (Ratchet, Ratchet: Deadlocked)
"It's time to blow #@! up!" (Vox, Ratchet, Deadlocked)
"It's because my fans can't STAND Ace Hardlight! He's a pompus (bleep) with the charisma of blargian gnat cheese!!" (Vox to Ace Hardlight, Ratchet:Deadlocked)
Bently's little sayings during Sly 2.
Other likes:
Yuri (duh, I'm a guy), Food, my PS2, my computer, Republicans (I am one myself. Go George Bush!), Mountain Dew (My alternative to coffee. One full glass in the morning and I'm up and ready.), Blond-haired girls, Goth girls (wannabe Goth, hardcore goth or casual goth, Doesn't matter), GIRLS in general, drawing, making up things.
Things that suck/things I hate/ Things that are annoying:
Most Country, well, ALL country, Rap, hip-hop music, Yaoi fics, Self-insertion fics (again, unless their real good), homework, reading, Star wars fanboys, Heat waves, Full Metal Alchemist Games, DBZ games (except for Budakai 3, Budakai Tenkaichi 2, and Budikai 1 I didn't have a problem with), 50 cent: bulletproof (that game is horrible!), detention (I didn't get any in 9th grade, but in middle school, I lost track of how many I got), Librals, PETA, the United Nations, the IRS, the Friend of the Court, Hilary Clinton, John (Flip-Flop) Kerry, Ted (Hic!) Kennedy (if you want to know the story about the (Hic!) part, e-mail me And I'll tell you), Jack Thomson, the fact that you can't explore the cities in Jak 2 and 3 as much after you beat the games, and, of course, the Detroit Lions (I may be from Michigan, but still, they are HORRIBLE!(I even made up a few analogies for how much they suck)).
Random Facts and Warnings:
As stated before, the Detroit Lions Suck!
Analogy #1: Ben Rothlesbergr has a better chance of learning from his motercycle accident and wearing a helmet the next time he goes bike riding than the lions do of winning even 1/4 of their games.
Analogy #2: Dick Cheney has a better chance of shooting his next hunting partner "accidentally" then the loins do of winning 1/4 of their games.
Analogy #3: The Indianapolis Colts have a better chance of going undefeated this season than, well, you know the rest.
Analogy #4: John Edwards has a better chance of admitting he's gay (which he is), than, finish the sentence.
Analogy #5: Ralph Nader has a better chance of getting more votes than usual this election
Never run over flammable items with your lawnmower.
Never heat up a lava lamp on your stove top.
The main boss in Jak 3 was made with 10X more polygons then the full screen of a PS1 game.
Explosions are cool.
Cement Truck filled to the brim with dried cement + tons of high explosives = one big explosion.
School is weird sometimes.
If you say the Lord's prayer backwards in Latin it sounds really creepy.
All the characters are nowhere to be found after you finish Jak 2 and 3, except in Jak II, onin and pecker are at their tent, and in Jak 3, if you go to the gun course after you beat the game, Tess is in there in elvin form, even though she was turned into an ottsel.
I like mayo.
Always read the instruction manual before building something.
The Japanese can be really weird sometimes. The turned the first Crash Bandicoot game up-side down and inspired a dance craze with Crash in it.
I'm catholic. Really, swearing and writing about stuff like I do would be considered sinning, but frankly, I DON'T CARE!
Stories:
In Progress:
Animal Land
Rated: K+
Location: Humor
Genres: Humor, humor, and more funniness.
Summary: A series of stories that seemed to come up when me and my step-sister were playing with beanie babies.
Voyage of the Midnight Champion
Rated: T
Location: Action
Genres: Action/Adventure
Summary: A young man sets out on his life-long dream: to become a pirate. But, they aren't exactly the pirates that you hear about in the movies. Set on an alternate Earth
The Chronicles of Ruby City
Rated: T
Location: Action
Genres: Action/Adventure
Summary: an oceanside city wants to set up a trade route with a small village across the ocean in a supposed barren desert. They send a team of scouts to find out, and what they got was more than just a surprise...
Coming Soon:
Voyage of the Midnight Champion: The Lost Elements
Rated: T
Location: See above
Genres: See Above
Summary: Sequal to Voyage. After attending Yumi and Mishi's wedding, Which was abruptly haulted by Black sails, and having the elemental powers drained from his sword by a medallion, Jake must go on a quest to, not only retrieve his powers, but to take out the most powerful man on the planet: Captain Dredd, leader of the Black Sails.
Element
Rated: T-M
Location: Romance
Genre: Romance
Summary: A young emo girl (about 20-something) applies for a job as the lead guitarist for an all-girl Metal band, where she meets their gorgous lead singer, who she falls for.
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