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All right people I will now with my amazing abilities copy paste my info fromm ff.net to here! YAY!
I'm a Republican.
I have longish brown hair, that is evil, it is poofy and it always curls, especially in Florida where the humidty level is so high that my hair looks like I took a curling iron to it. (glares) I also have dark blue eyes and light skin which does not tan it only burns and gets covered in stupid freckles. Argh. I even have freckles on my knuckles! (die freckles die)
Location: United States
Ethnicity: Italian and Swedish.
My Interests: Debate, Bowling ,Tennis,and obviously reading and writing.
(\_/) (")_(") : This is Bunny. Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!
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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a doorthat said push copy this into your profile
Quotes: (Just a bunch of diffrent quotes I found online and liked)
John Hawkins: What do you say to your critics who claim that you attack liberals just as viciously as you say Conservatives are attacked by liberals?
"Bush won the largest popular vote in history with a 3.5 million margin. Indeed, simply by getting a majority of the country to vote for him - the left's most hated politician since Richard Nixon - Bush did something "rock star" Bill Clinton never did. Bush maintained or increased his vote in every state but Vermont." -- Ann Coulter
"Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever Jimmy Carter says, as quickly as possible." -- Ann Coulter
"Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to take both sides of the same side." -Ann Coulter
"I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know." - Ann Coulter
"When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes." - Ann Coulter
"Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me." - Ann Landers
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth." - Edith Sitwell
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." Thomas Szasz
"The report of my death was exaggeration." - Mark Twain
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant
"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute speech with a two hour vocabulary." - Evan Esar
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." - Bill Cosby
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi
“For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.”- Marilyn C. Barrick
"Hysteria is only possible with an audience." - Chuck Palahniuk
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