Name: Kirsten
Nicknames: Kirstie, Kirs, Mama K.
XxMe? Well
I'm sorta blah, and I'm jaded a lot.
Not to mention -quixotic-.
Which means I'm a hopeless romantic headcase.
Watch out for meh.
Ever met a professional worry wart? Well, you have now.
Panic is my forte.
The Almighty Quote Section
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach
"All mankind love a lover." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I thought you were someone else." -Ace Ventura
"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead." -Bertrand Russell
"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." -Leopold Stokowski
"Aw. Tear!" -Mrs. Brough
"Cindy, the TV's leaking!" - Brenda, Scary Movie 3
"You're obstructing my ability to torture small children!" -Mrs. Brough
"If you can read this, you probably aren't Amish"
" Love is a disorder akin to schizophrenia."
"Fire retardant? Only the Americans would throw their disabled at fires..." - Tante Nicole
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge
"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." -James A. Baldwin
Avery, while washing my hair in the sink: This reminds me of what I used to do with Louis.
Me: Wasn't Louis a hamster?!
Avery: Demonic laughter
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