
I created this account mainly to have a more accessible place for storing 'Glory Days,' which is 1. designed to be a learning experience, and 2. planned to be a majestic epic that I shall eventually lose interest in and never complete.
...I'm kidding. About the "majestic" part. You should probably disregard the "epic" part, too. Or you could just ignore me, seeing as how I've got a penchant for criticizing myself to pieces.
Personal stats: I am male (ftm if you insist), eighteen, absolutely fabulous, and fond of pretending to be British.
Also: I SUCK AT UPDAETING LOLOLOL
There's not really a reason behind my username, but there are a few rhymes (courtesy of Elvis Costello):
It's hard enough to be your lover let alone your confidant
You say you know what I need, but you don't know who I want
It's just another tawdry morning now
another tarnished farewell
Your body's tired and complaining now
But you're too tore down to tell
Love is short and painful, all you kind ladies and gents
I spent years and a couple of days as the King of Confidence