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since: 01-05-07, id: 551354, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
country: United States
Author has written 19 stories for Nature, Humor, Life, General, Fantasy, Haiku, General, Fantasy, Historical, War, and Young Adult.

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The name's Sercus Kaynine because I'm creative like that,
but most of the time I go by Sir.
An avid reader and an amateur writer,
I spend my time daydreaming about how I'm going to do something unexpected,
but I never get around to pulling it off.
So sit down, chillax, have a drink, and tell me:
where have you been, stranger?

LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.

(The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce)

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1. Smooth Jazz reviews
A man with a gun walks in to Chamberlain's cafe and threatens to kill everyone unless they give him a good reason not to.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-10 - Published: 2-5-10
2. The Wildest of Tales » reviews
Nothing is ever as it seems at the Circus of the Belles. Here, the ringmaster is a witch, humans become animals and animals become humans, stowaways become performers and performers become stowaways, and every show contains a hint of magic.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-1-10 - Published: 12-21-09
3. The Devil May Care, But I Don't reviews
Dazed but determined to kill himself, Jason winds up dialing a random number in the public library's phone booth. To his surprise, this stranger isn't one to beg him to spare his own life.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 12-7-09
4. Unravelling reviews
A short story about a cat chasing yarn.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 11-29-09
5. Whimsical reviews
Sometimes self-made wonders are just as appealing as dreamed ones.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 11-4-09
6. Worthwhile Imagination reviews
Because we all need an escape once in a while.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-09
7. For the Love of Shakespeare reviews
In a class filled with speeches on famous literary icons, Rachel decides to spare her classmates' grades for a while, and possibly annoy Mrs. Joanne.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-09
8. All's Fair in Love and War reviews
This is the story of a soldier who went to Vietnam and never came back.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 6-2-08
9. King Richard's Challenges reviews
A short fairy tale about two kids, a cat, a tiger, a horse, and a king who complains about everything.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08
10. Blackbeard's End reviews
A stowaway witnesses Blackbeard's gory death.
Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-12-07 - Published: 7-12-07
11. The Circus reviews
Wait, so it's not normal to have a fantasy world inside your head?
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 7-3-07
12. Be Grateful reviews
For the rain.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07
13. The Weeping Willow reviews
It's my favorite tree.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07
14. Masquerade reviews
You know you're losing it when you find yourself in a Victorian house with a mask-wearing choir.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07
15. What You Can't See reviews
A story about a telescope that can see things that are happening thousands of miles away.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 5-21-07
16. Dolls & Cages reviews
What if we lived in a world where everyone lived in cages?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-16-07 - Published: 5-16-07
17. Matter of Opinion reviews
Just a short poem about how everyone has a different opinion.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-26-07 - Published: 4-26-07
18. Neverending Cycle reviews
Watch as a dog briefly questions why she chases her tail.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-07
19. Wolf's Logic reviews
Find out why a certain wolf decides to boycott drinking from the local river. My first attempt at poetry.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-4-07 - Published: 3-4-07
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