The profile of discombobulated.shoe. In which I prattle on about myself. Feel free to skip it.

ME:

I like shoes and the word 'discombobulated'. Hence the name. I also like the words 'kaleidoscope' and 'inauspicious'.

READING:

My favourite books include Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, the Harry Potter series by J.K.Rowling, His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman and anything by Tamora Pierce, Markus Zusak or Melina Marchetta. There's so much more but I don't wish to bore you (too much.)

WRITING:

I like to write.

Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1094901/

Partner in crime: Tiger-Cub684

FUN STUFF

I came up with a game for all writers who are looking for fun things to do. I call it the Cliff-Hanger Game and there is a forum for it as well as an archive of enteries.

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. The Waiting Room reviews

I love electric fans and lava lamps. I love big old houses with cast iron railings. I love the smell of new cars. I love the smell of old books. I hate the waiting rooms in hospitals.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

2. On The Road reviews

Travelling in a car with no airconditioning on a sweltering hot Summers day.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08

3. Of Boredom and Bad Poetry » reviews

A collection of poetry I wrote when I was bored in class. Expect most of it to be utterly silly and without any aparrent meaning.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 1-27-07

4. Drowning in Guilt reviews

He couldn’t have been older than four, his translucent skin had a distinct blue tinge, but that could have just been the lights. He stared into my eyes and it felt as if he was looking right into me, accusing me.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-07 - Published: 8-12-07

5. Moonlight reviews

Moonlight brings out the monster in all of us.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 4-27-07

6. The Saddest Thing reviews

A poem about the aftermath of fire.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07

7. Backyard Dreams reviews

A short poem about wishing for flowers instead of concrete.

Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 1-27-07

8. Missed Opportunities reviews

She stopped and thought about her life. There were so many could haves. So many missed opportunities.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 1-27-07