Tigerwulf - FictionPress.com

Ok.
I am Tigerwulf, owner of anything to do with shapeshifters and other magical, mythological and legendary creatures.
Mwahaha, I can rule the world!
I WISH.
Nah, I'm just a random teen with a computer. Jeez, it's hard to get me off it... hehehe, what did you say? Homework for tomorrow? Nah, can't be...
I'm completely insane, have an account on Fanfiction as well and have an entire world and characters in my head. In fact... more than one... hmm... that one, that one, that one and that one... at least sixteen worlds in my head! Yey! (It must be awfully cramped...)
Maybe they'll come on here someday...
...or maybe not. PROCRASTINATION IS MY LIFE!
Feel free to skip this. It's full of random sarcastic comments and is completely unnecessary... but I felt like writing it, so there.
Real Name: Haha, like I'd tell!
Gender: Female! Heh, bet you didn't expect that!
Age: I think it's 14, maybe more, maybe less... or not...
Mental Age: I don't rightly know... but it's lower than fourteen most probably.
Location: A house with a computer (If it was a house without a computer, do you think I'd be on here? Nuh...)
Religion: Well... I ain't a Christian no more - I just can't believe in all that 'goodness leads to heaven' crap (no offence implied to Christians), but I'm not so far to be a Satanist either, though I hang out with both kinds of people. I'm a creative dreamer, so I can't stick to one God when I'm creating several of them myself! I'm an agnostic and damn proud!
Daemon Form: goldencompassmovie.com is a great site... I did the daemon game and mine is apparantly a male Osprey called Aradion - personality traits shared with me is softly spoken, dependable, modest, solitary and humble - me all over! I urge you all to try it!
Phobias: I have recently discovered I have a fear of needles... on TV, talked about, whatever... ick. Plus a fear of dark enclosed spaces, and a fear of being shown-up (basically shyness). Go me! Yey... plus, fear of cheese is Turophobia! Wow! (No, I don't have a fear of cheese... I'm sorry but that's pathetic if you have... no offence...) And another thing... is it possible to have chronic lethargy and apathy? I think I have them... and multiple personalities... one's moody and quiet and one's a joker... I also have a helpful wolf that I do believe is some kind of spirit/muse/guardian. He's very helpful.
Stereotype: Hmm... been slapped as a goth by my parents, probably a swot by my classmates, and an emo by the music I listen to... No wonder I'm confused most of the time! Anyways, I personally view myself as a weirdo/deranged psycopath/unique person/randomer/sadist... depends on the mood I'm in.
Fave Numbers: 8, 42, 1123581321, 1.618, 3.14159 - anyone who knows what the last four numbers are gets a telepathic cookie!
Fave Characters: Simpsons/Futurama - Blinky, Zoidberg, Homer's Spirit Guide Coyote. Harry Potter - Sirius, Lupin, Fred and George, Tonks, Fawkes. Lord of the Rings - Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir. Artemis Fowl - Artemis, Butler, Holly, Foaly. Dragonlance - Tanis, Tas, the dragons. Death Gate Cycle - Haplo, his dog. Darkweaver Legacy - Jenna, Femke, Reynik, Haakarri. Eragon - Murtagh, Shuriken, Thorn. Pokémon - Mew, Suicune, Raikio, Entei, Rayquaza, Charizard, Typhlosion, Tyranitar, Manectric, Mightena, Sneasel, Luxray, Dialga, Staraptor, Rapidash, Carnivine... mostly the ones I use most on the games... and I believe that's it!
Music: Linkin Park, GreenDay, My Chemical Romance, the Used, Lostprophets, Avenged Sevenfold, plus many random others... Including a few songs by HIM, Tenacious D, Atreyu, Muse, Serj Tankain, System Of A Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, Offspring... and I think thats it... I like the Scuzz rock channel!
Fave Comedy Shows: Hmm... so many to choose from... let's see... Friends, The Simpsons, Futurama, Monty Python, League of Gentlemen, Little Britain, The Catherine Tate Show, QI, Have I Got News For You, The Two Ronnies, 8 Simple Rules, My Hero, My Family, dinnnerladies, Vicar of Dibley, French and Saunders, Blackadder, Mr Bean (and basically anything with Rowan Atkinson in it... he's funny as!), The Omid Djalili Show, Al Murray (Pub Landlord), Victoria Wood Live, Hale and Pace, The Big Bang Theory, Lee Evans (anything) and especially Red Dwarf! ... and probably some others but I can't think of them right now... curious how I could think of them in English but not now... hmm...
Fave Comedians: Emo Philips, Lee Evans, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Billy Connolly, Victoria Wood, Rowan Atkinson, and some others on the aforementioned shows above...
Fave Books/Manga: FullMetal Alchemist, Harry Potter (Ha, Deathly Hallows had an expected ending when I'd read the first couple of chapters), Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Warriors 1-6, Death Gate Cycle, Dragonlance, Artemis Fowl, His Dark Materials, the Old Kingdom Trilogy, the Darkweaver Legacy, the Imperial Trilogy, the Inheritance Saga, the Legendeer Trilogy and many many more that I cannot remember right now and I am too lazy to go and look at my bookshelf... (I mean, come on, it's UPSTAIRS!)
Fave Movies: Pirates of the Carribean (all three), The Chronicles of Narnia, Predator vs Alien, Van Helsing, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, the Superhero Movie, Shrek (all three again), Lord of the Rings (also all three), The Scorpion King, The Mummy Returns (I like the zombie monkey pygmy things), The Fifth Element, Harry Potter (all 5 so far), Dungeons and Dragons, Dragonheart, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa; Valley of the Wind, Laputa; Castle in the Sky, Ghost Rider, Stardust, The Simpsons Movie and 10000BC!
Fave PS1/PS2/GBA/DS/Wii games: Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy, Dragon Rage, Shadow the Hedgehog, Spyro the Dragon (basically any, though I haven't completed them fully), Prince of Persia; Sands of Time, Lord of the Rings, Pokémon (any except Gamecube ones), Super Mario 64 DS (146 stars I believe..), Lost Magic, Eragon, Narnia, SabreWulf, Donkey Kong, Demolition Racer, Harry Potter (again, any) and several others. I also have Spectrobes, MySims, Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and my new game for the Wii... Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is awesome! Also I must say that Advance Wars: Dark Conflict is immense! Also, Mortal Kombat Armageddon rules! (I love Kintaro, Liu Kang and Onaga for various reasons!)
Fave Colours: Black, dark blue, dark green, blood red, crimson, silver (if I do post a story, you'll see the colour combos are my fave colours) and I think that's it.
Likes: Anything to do with shapeshifters, tigers, wolves (Nuh, bet you'd never have guessed), dragons, elves, griffins/gryphons, minotaurs, many mythological creatures, warriors, massive battles in stories, english lessons, writing, reading, I adore my laptop and ds, guns, nuclear bombs, swords, crossbows, bows, death, assassins, spies, thieves... erm... and I believe that's it... Oh, no it isn't... I like chopper bikes too... Plus I like familiars... especially the ones discerning the owner's soul.
Dislikes: PINK! I HATE PINK! Yeah... erm... also hate fairies (the two inch tall winged things, not the cool ones from Artemis Fowl), idiots, imbisiles, certain people in my class (that I will shoot with my fave guns, maybe a bazooka... or a shot-gun... ya, shot-gun, blood and gore everywhere... yeah...) erm... oh yeah, I hate, loathe and despise mush. And romance. Bleh. Stupid mushy stories, wrecks the entire thing... and I hate mushy stories, and romance stories, sonnets, ballads and basically every form of poem/play known to man (stupid Shakespeare), and I hate Shakespeare (English lessons now suck... Much Ado About Nothing... if it's about nothing, why the hell did he write it? It's boring!), and really annoying battles on ds, and boss battles when they're hard... (basically all my games are stuck on an extremely hard part or the end boss battle... so shoot me!...) ... growl... although none rhyming poems are ok, I believe...
Enemies: stupid classmates... (I will shoot them... why do they have to be in my class?) erm... and the evil pink and purple flying mushrooms... they plague me and my mates at school... (oh God, they're coming... argh! They're all around me!)
Helpful stuff: about the pink and purple flying mushrooms (yeesh, try saying that super-fast when you're drunk/hyper/insane/me), they kinda happened when me and a couple friends were knocking about in class, and the random stuff that we get up to is strange and thus came the evil flying mushrooms... yes, my life is weird... (all my mates in my class are boys... and they all have weird personalities...) (Happy now Vernon? I also have other friends who aren't boys, and she is one who read this and told me to change it straight away... sighs... and then told me I shouldn't use her real name... sighs...)
Helpful stuff 'bout my language: I am English (Duh), but I say many things strangely. Dudes was picked up from nowhere, I just woke up one day and said it and it stuck. 'Reight' is how I say 'right' - R-eight. 'Kay? Anywho (again, one morning it came), I also say meh, eh, duh, nuh, muh, bleah, huff, sigh, erm, err, ya, yeah/yea, yep, wuhoo, yey, hmm, OoO, maybe, O-kay then, crud, damnit, damn, but yeah, anyway, anywho, anyhow, anyways, woops, heh, huh, heh heh heh, stuff it, ain't, nout, pe-ow, w00t w00t, birdIE, jamAIca (the capitals are influence when I say them, FYI), augh/argh/AAAA and a new addition - Stick it where the sun don't shine! Plus a new thing when I'm bored... wheeeee!
Inspiration: Anything from a good book story to a strange shaped cloud. I'm not fussy. Mwahaha. Seriously. I have recently been inspired by being in Scotland (randomly staring out of a window on a LONG car-ride helps), playing various games on the internet and also by just getting bored and wanting to write something, at least!
Bereavements: Why am I putting this category on? 'Cause I'm bored, that's why. Reight, things/people close to me that are dead: my final Grandparent, my dog, my cat, my two guinea pigs, my hamster, one of my friends in school and my nephew. And I'm fourteen... doing great, aren't I?! (rolls eyes sarcastically) Oh, and my laptop... for the sixth time, GAH!
Random Information: I like reviewing stories, but, now, everyone rejoice, for I am writing a story/several - see updated bits on profile! Yey! (ok, I was writing one anyway, but it's kinda embarrassing...) It's about some of my likes (but no guns, nor bombs, nor most of the animals... yes, assassins, thieves and elves are in it). Sigh. Anyways, a warning to anyone who may be reading this... (though I can't see why... if you got this far, good for you, have a telepathic virtual cookie...) I am lazy. I mean, there's lazy, lazy, and laaaazy. The latter is me. So don't expect updates. Even if I actually post it.
~~ Story Stuff ~~
Kk, decided to make my profile neater 'round this part... Reight then, let's have a go with this...
Unpublished-stories-in-progress - 3 - 83 pages & 19 pages & 6 pages
Story-ideas-unstarted-as-of-yet - Over 30 probably (all different ideas... and needing to be counted properly.)
Published-stories-complete - 3 - TwoWay Cave, Musings Of A Very Random Mind, Beast Of Darkness
Published-stories-in-progress - 1 - Depths of Our Minds
~~A SMALL SIDE NOTE~~
I now have a beta - or rather, an editor, - who likes changing entire plot lines for the sake of it, or rather 'Improving my Grammar.'
She will be known as The Lion Minion, or, on Fanfiction.net, The Inebriated Lion-Minion. She likes Lord of the Rings. And not much else.
(She just wrote that herself and I don't have the heart to change it.)
~~ Best Quotes ~~
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. -- Unknown (my motto of life now)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. -- Unknown
There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. -- Unknown
Aha, a battle of wits... too bad you've come unarmed! -- Unknown
Sarcasm: The body's natural defensive system against stupidity. -- From an MSN display picture
I'll always remember the last words of my Grandfather... A TRUCK! -- Emo Philips
That guy hammering on a roof-top just called me a paranoid little weirdo... IN MORSE CODE! -- Emo Philips
Garfield: "Never confuse being lazy with being apathetic. We lazy people are not apathetic. Apathetic people don't care about anything. Lazy people do care, we just don't do anything about it!" -- Garfield World-Wide (book 15)
Maji: "By putting on that amulet, you have set into action events that may cause the next apocalypse." (Alex's face goes white)
Rick: (to Maji) "You, lighten up." (to Alex) "You, big trouble." (to Johnathon) "You... just get in the car!" -- The Mummy Returns
Prince Primeus: "You just killed the bishop!"
Prince Septimus: "No, you just killed the bishop because you just drank out of the wrong cup!" -- Stardust
Grace Flint: "Vladimir won't be joining us, Aleksei. Vladimir is indisposed. Vladimir has a hole in his head the size of a grapefruit. It's called an exit wound but in his case, I think wound is something of an understatement!" -- Flint
Hawke: "Only the strong survive. That is Hawke's rule!"
Lash: "And only the weak lose? Wow, you're a genius!" -- Advance Wars Dual Strike
I said to my wife; "If I ever get like that, y'know, mumbling to myself and shitting my pants shoot me," and she said; "Fucking run monkey boy!" -- Lee Evans Wired And Wonderful
Why do we always have the wrong number? You might have the wrong fucking house! -- Lee Evans Wired and Wondeful
"Sarcastic, me? Naw, I ain't sarcastic. I may be sardonic, sadistic and extremely cynical, but I ain't sarcastic!" -- Me (usually to the same person over and over)
Envy: "Hi! I'm your regular NICE psychotic, evil, homicidal murderer. Do you want to be my best friend?" -- When A Homunculus Gets Bored, an FMA fanfic by Wing_It.
(I urge you all to go read the above fanfiction! Slight EdxEnvy but nothing explicit!)
I also have a LOT of quotes on my Fanfiction profile... check it out! Pen-name is Tigerwulf, naturally.
Soo... Yey! And now I can finally vanquish the evil mushrooms... ahem, nevermind...
'wulf