Guess what? That's right. NEW CHAPTER in the new story, folks!

The Graveyard Shift

Please read and enjoy (and review, of course).

Isn't this the best looking profile you've ever seen?! O.o

Oh, you flatter me! No, really, you shouldn't have...

OK, well I had a profile, but then it simply disappeared.

Just...VANISHED.

I'll redo it later...I'm too busy.

Anyway, if you want to read my fanfics, go here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~frostypoop

And if you're bored out of your mind, hop over to a site jointly made between The Enchanted Cheesy Soybean and I:

http://www.freewebs.com/cheesyegg

OK, one more...

If you're ever feeling kindhearted and caring, you'd click on this link and leave me a comment.

http://dolleyellama.livejournal.com

Currently working on:.

Graveyard Shift- Please read the first chapter to get the historical context (mostly, I just ask because I'm too lazy to retype it all).

Drizzle- Strangely enough, I came up with this idea on the band bus. A girl by the name of Eddie (her real name is Edwina of course, but Eddie's better) is legally blind, with spectacles as thick as the width of her pinky finger. And, uh...that's all I have. Nothing more. I guess you'll just have to read it when I upload it.

Arabia, Lady of Dreams- This story has been a work in progress for the longest time...but I just can't seem to get much inspiration to just finish it! I'm also suspicious that this idea has been used way too many times. It is a fantasy story, but I won't tell you any more than that simply because I don't want to give anything away. Just be patient with me, it WILL get done...(eventually).

Dream Saga- My brain thinks up the most original things while I sleep, so I've decided to write down every dream I can remember. Take a journey into my eccentric mind! Friendly reminder: try not to think too hard about any philosophical meaning behind these dreams--you'll pull a muscle. (P.S. I'll try to think of a better name...) 2 chapters so far.

(more info later)

In other news...

Reviews are like cookies to me, and right now my stomach is growling.

So leave me a nice white chocolate macadamia nut review.

(please?)