Hello maties, this is cheesy feet's profile, as you have probably concluded when you clicked on it (many thanks for doing so - btw).

Don't quite know what to say about myself here...kind of daunting having a massive white blank space. Me and blank white spaces do not mix well as you will find out if i ever amount to uploading ANY of my pieces of shockingly bad drivel that is supposed to be a story.

Yep, me and blank spaces - not good!!!

As you can tell i've started to babble...another bad sign...so i'm gonna stop now and tell you some info bout meself...

Name: Jess
Age: I'm bloody not telling you that!!
Gender: Female, quite obviously...
Origin: Welsh and proud of it...
Home: WALES!! WOHOOO! If one person dares email me saying "Where's Wales - is it in England?" i might have to shoot them!!!

A bit about Jess...a.k.a Cheesy Feet...

FAVORITES

Food: Homemade Cheeseburgers (not Mc D's - yuk) and Beef Strogonoff, oh, and lemons.
Candy: Sour Balls & Extra Strong Mints Peppermint
Number: 16
Color: Pink, Black & Violet
Animal: Giraffe and Flamingo (i love long necks)
Drink: Lemon Juice and water or just plain lemon juice.
Alcohol Drink: Medium/Dry White Wine and Champagne.
Bagel: Toasted!
Letter: Ssss
Body Part on Opposite sex: Hair and Eyes
This or That : That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, i hate them both - YUK!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mickey D's only b'cause B.K made me sick once. I don't really like either.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry! Although Watermelon is nice on a hot day.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot hot hot! Christ, i don't understand how people can have it cold.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee - Latte, Mocha or Cappiccino - i'm not picky...
Kiss or Hug: Hugs...no both!
Dog or Cat: Cat...no both!!
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both :)
Love or Money: lurrveee
YOUR... Bedtime: I try and go at 10.00. but usually 10:30...
Most Missed Memory: My innocence, i wish i was a kid again and didn't have a f-ing clue wat was going on in the world.
Best phyiscal feature: My eyes and sometimes my hair when it's in a good mood.
First Thought Waking Up: What day is it and how long till the weekend?
Goal for this year: Be patient and don't 'cause more 'scenes' than absolutely nessecary
Best Friends: Sama - the ever crazy, cellotape obsessed, loon, Catrin - the leader & founder of the GHD Anonymous Club, Olivier - the Powerade crazed, freak who enjoys (yes i said ENJOYS) running, Nikki - the youngest yet most determined one of the group with a strange obsession with TY beanie babies...
Weakness: Funny things - if someone falls down the stairs i'm the first one to laugh while everybody rushes to their aid. It's so mean yet embarrasing but i can't help it!!
Fears: Spiders, heights and floor brushes - they go right through me! shudder
Heritage: umm...mostly Welsh and English but with a hint of Italian.
Longest relationship: no idea...

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes! Duh?
Ever Smoked: yuck no
Pot: yuck yuck hell no
Ever been Drunk: nope not really
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: nah...although i have kicked a couple of guys in the nuts, and punched some stomachs...and slapped a couple of people...looks around what? I was angry...
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes...
Been Dumped Lately: nope

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Chocolate brown or black - something dark...
Favorite Hair Color: dark or something wacky like blue.
Short or Long: Long preferably...
Height: Taller than me ..not a problem!
Style: Gorgeous...maybe badass...mwahahaha i love the bad boys...
Looks or Personality: personality duh! Although looks help...
Hot or Cut: Hot?
Drugs and Alcohol: basically i dont want a junkie!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular would be nice...yum...lots of muscles...drools

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a few...
What country do you want to Visit: Cuba!! Mexico!! Yummy men there...yum...drools
How do you want to Die: Painlessly or doing something i believe in...
Been to the Mall Lately: When i was in America - lol. Their called shopping arcades in Wales...
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh but not on my own...i know i'm a wimp...
Get along with your Parents: More so with my mum, my dad and me barely say two words...
Health Freak: Not really although i love my fruit and veg...
Do you think your Attractive: No...although everyone is going to say that unless their self centered.
Believe in Yourself: Nope...very rarely.
Want to go to College: uni
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: yes obviously...
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: try to...lol
Want to get Married: Don't know, maybe with the right guy...i don't see the big deal about marriage - just a piece of paper.
Do you want Children: Dunno...maybe...maybe not...
Have your future kids names planned out:i got names i like but dunno if i want children.
Age you wanna/ wanted to lose your Virginity: What sort of a question is that?!!!!??!
Hate anyone: Paris Hilton- i despise her, Cameron Diaz - she's too bouncy and smiley, it makes me sick, anyone who is nasty and horrible...

Movies: Pirates of The Caribbean!! Anything with Johnny Depp/Keanu Reeves/Hugh Jackman/Will Smith, fluffly romantic comedies like Pretty Woman, Notting Hill etc, mild scary movies such as The Ring, The Grudge, Sleepy Hollow etc, DOMINO with Keira Knightley, man that girl kicks some serious butt - has anyone else noticed that the guy Chico or whatever his name is, is SOO hot!!!

Yum!

Books: Anything by Janet Evanovich or Meg Cabot, Harry Potter books (how many are we on now??), anything with Vampires in it... Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Little Women, Anything by Stephen King - he rocks!!!

Music: My friends think my music taste is rather disturbing... i like all the oldies rather than the 'newies' like Usher etc. I like:

- Ray Charles
- Stevie Ray Vaughn
- Stevie Wonder
- Otis Redding
- Aretha Franklin
- Koko Taylor
- Etta James
- Christina Aguilera - okay one newie...
- Pink
- Ray Lamontagne
- Paul Rogers
- QUEEN!! Oh yeah! They kick ass! Freddie Mercury is a goddamn saint!!

What do i write?

A difficult question really, a bit of everything. I write various fanfics on fanfic.net although as of 6-7 months ago i decided maybe it would be fun to try writing my own stuff - fanfic writing is fun but creating your own characters is even better.

Poems? - Nope, me and poetry don't go. I like it, i can understand it but i can't write it. I just don't have the knack (a bit like story writing really...) unfortunately. I admire anyone who can write a good poem - they have an enormous amount of talent.

I've recently become a tad addicted to fantasy so i've been working on a couple of ideas there, romance is my most overall love. I love a bit of fluffiness as long as it doesn't sufficate the overall plot line - that's annoying!
I've tried a bit of horror writing before but nothing that comes out from my head seems particularly scary (the whole point of the genre) so i've not written much of it since. Lol, my genres are pretty restricted...