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Author has written 8 stories for Humor. BIO... I started FictionPress as a way to make myself known as a book critic, but then I realized how fun it is to actually post stuff. My favorite subjects are sci-fi, fantasy and comedy. But that doesn't mean I won't sit down to enjoy something else. They call me that because I'm able to make computer animated movies. Books I have written... Attack of the Killer Shrimp The Four Wonders of Quick Scripts An Experiment in Character driven Plot Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies You can see my Fan-Fiction account here. | |||||||||
1. The Master and the Bacon reviewsThe Master asks his servants to prepare him some bacon. Easy enough, right? This is an attempt at a more old fashioned style of writing and humor.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-082. Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies » reviewsAn incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 6-23-083. An experiment in Character driven plot » reviewsHow Many Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Find out in these short stories. COMPLETE!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 2-27-084. Shelly the Seahorse reviewsFollow Shelly as she tries to save the world in this totally non-politically influenced story.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-19-085. Attack Of The Killer Shrimp III » reviewsSame old, same old. Humanity has finaly recovered, and what do you know? Bombs, Ducks, Action, and most importantly, Shrimp! Short Chapters. Please R&RComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 6-19-076. Attack of the Killer Shrimp II » reviewsCOMPLETESequal to Attack of the Killer Shrimp. Twenty years have passed since Bob defeted the terrible killer shrimp.Now Bob has suddenly gone missing, and it is up to his Teenaged son, Frank to solve the mystery before it's to late.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 4-10-077. The four wonders of Quick Scripts » reviewsChase Metzger, being the creative genius he is, has blessed us with four amazing stories that will change your life...or make you laugh hard. These are his creations, not mine. Have fun, and laugh. Warning, contains general randomness.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-078. Attack Of The Killer Shrimp reviewsOneshot. It started out as any other day, but that was about to change. Plaese R&RComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 2-5-07