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since: 01-31-07, id: 555141, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
country: United States
Author has written 8 stories for Humor.

BIO...

I started FictionPress as a way to make myself known as a book critic, but then I realized how fun it is to actually post stuff.

My favorite subjects are sci-fi, fantasy and comedy. But that doesn't mean I won't sit down to enjoy something else.

They call me that because I'm able to make computer animated movies.

Books I have written...

Attack of the Killer Shrimp
This story trilogy I wrote im my free time just so that I would have something on my FictionPress account other than just a silly Profile. This story is very stupid and I wouldn't recommend reading it unless you really like stupid almost funny stories.

The Four Wonders of Quick Scripts
A few stories that my friend wrote. Quite funny.

An Experiment in Character driven Plot
The original was supposed to be: "How many Characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?" But that was too long. Otherwise the story is exactly what it says.

Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies
This is a fantasy/comedy that you'll just have to read in order to know more about.

You can see my Fan-Fiction account here.

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1. The Master and the Bacon reviews
The Master asks his servants to prepare him some bacon. Easy enough, right? This is an attempt at a more old fashioned style of writing and humor.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-08
2. Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies » reviews
An incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 6-23-08
3. An experiment in Character driven plot » reviews
How Many Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Find out in these short stories. COMPLETE!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 2-27-08
4. Shelly the Seahorse reviews
Follow Shelly as she tries to save the world in this totally non-politically influenced story.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-19-08
5. Attack Of The Killer Shrimp III » reviews
Same old, same old. Humanity has finaly recovered, and what do you know? Bombs, Ducks, Action, and most importantly, Shrimp! Short Chapters. Please R&R
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 6-19-07
6. Attack of the Killer Shrimp II » reviews
COMPLETESequal to Attack of the Killer Shrimp. Twenty years have passed since Bob defeted the terrible killer shrimp.Now Bob has suddenly gone missing, and it is up to his Teenaged son, Frank to solve the mystery before it's to late.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 4-10-07
7. The four wonders of Quick Scripts » reviews
Chase Metzger, being the creative genius he is, has blessed us with four amazing stories that will change your life...or make you laugh hard. These are his creations, not mine. Have fun, and laugh. Warning, contains general randomness.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-07
8. Attack Of The Killer Shrimp reviews
Oneshot. It started out as any other day, but that was about to change. Plaese R&R
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 2-5-07
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