I love you.

So love me.

I will write more about 'myself' when i have nothing better to do.

Which means probably never.

But i'm sure you don't mind.

Now, the Freak of Spade bids you farewell.

(Which means: stop reading this and go read my stories!!)

Thanks.

Earth to Gogol Bordello, M&Ms, Slash and us.

That is all.

The Freak of Spade is the happy beta of MacKitty's 'The Guardian'. Go read it, because it's a great story that combines fantasy, an obnoxiously adorable main character, humour, slash and hot bishies. And seriously, what more could anyone ask for? :)

The Freak of Spade is also the proud beta of soporific's 'Hate To Love You Game', which will be out soon. Go read it, because it's got POTENTIAL and an fascinating main character.

That is all.

I did some sketches for Winter Storms and BUBBLES. I'll try and put them up on my deviantART account soon. Hopefully i should be receiving my graphic tablet soon (I spent, like, a year saving up for it) so keep faith :)

That is all.

(For real this time.)

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1. The Tale of the Broken Umbrella » reviews

To Luke, the only thing that matters in life is Knight. When Knight claims to hate him, he must do his best to find a new meaning to his whole life. [SLASH SHONEN AI BOYxBOY MXM]

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 1-31-08

2. BUBBLES » reviews

I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,094 - Reviews: 301 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 12-21-07

3. Winter Storms » reviews

Rayne is excellent at being himself. He deals expertly with the bruises and the blows, and the lies are natural to his tongue. He can look after himself. Until Aedan Winter decides he would make a far better job of it… SLASH BoyxBoy Shonen—ai Yaoi

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,865 - Reviews: 272 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 11-20-07

4. The Loveheart As A Symbol of Hatred » reviews

[SLASH Shonenai BoyxBoy] To Val, being Cupid means he gets to torture lots of pathetic little mortals. His mother, Goddess of Love, decides to teach him the TRUE nature of love…the hard way.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,050 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 2-3-08

5. Those Stupid Butterflies » reviews

[SLASH BoyxBoy shonen ai] Ethan loves his nice, neat, tidy, lonely, monotonous little life until dizzying flamboyant Zen gatecrashes right into it, with the absolute conviction that they are soulmates...and decides to show Ethan the 'joy of shared love.'

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,298 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 11-5-07

6. Confessions of a Stalker reviews

[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 2-13-08

7. Fate's Fools » reviews

The first time was a random, incident. The second time was a strange hazard. The third time was an eerie coincidence.SLASH YAOI SHONENAI MxM BoyxBoy, whatever you want to call it. Cute fluffy slash. To those who don't like: you've been warned!

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 11-30-07