My real name is LeChelle. i'm 14 and ITS SUMMER AND I DON'T CARE!!!. i'm female, big surprise, im usually sarcastic, and can be funny when serious. im calm but can be kinda moody, but i usually just get lost in my mind. O.o

i hope you like my stories and i love feedback so reveiw!!!! and i apologize for any grammer mistakes, i hate them, but i'm human, so i make them...funny i know... hehe o.O

i'm mormon and proud of it.

i hope you like all my little poem dealies...k i just looked over at my friends computer and what she has written was "All about Ducks and How to Hatch and Care for them properly" all caps that way...kinda funny. k that was kinda random...k, nuthin else to write so ill be seein ya!

if you want to make fun of my religion, dont talk to me. i will get mad at you. if it wasnt one of the major sins i would kill you. have a nice day. ;)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's actually a realm)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

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Ways to Annoy People

1. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
2. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
3. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
4. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
5. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
6. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
7. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
8. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
9. Wear large hats during the movies
10. Touch strangers
11. Bite your dentist's finger (guilty. But it was an accident I swear!)
12. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
13. Shake with your left hand
14. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
15. Honk and wave to strangers.
16. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
17. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
18. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
19. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
20. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Aries - March 21 - April 19 - Fire
Taurus - April 20 - May 20 - Earth
Gemini - May 21 - June 21 - Air
Cancer - June 22 - July 22 - Water
Leo - July 23 - August 22 - Fire
Virgo - August 23 - Sep 22 - Earth
Libra - September 23 - October 22 - Air
Scorpio - October 23 - November 21 - Water
Sagitarius - November 22 - December 21 - Fire
Capricorn - December 22 - January 19 - Earth
Aquarius - January 20 - February 18 - Air
Pisces - February 19 - March 20 - Water

I'm Earth!!! so close to air though :(