I'm not going to outright say my name because, if you're clever, you can figure it out by my penname.
"Eloquent"
By Sanctus Real
I'm as eloquent as an elephant
I'm as headstrong as the Mighty King Kong
On a rampage throwing airplanes
I can't believe you haven't gone away
I am difficult, argumentative
I'm as thick skulled as the dinosaur bones on a display in a glass case
I can't believe you haven't run away
It must be different through your eyes
Because you look at me like it's the first time
That you've ever seen my face
I'm preoccupied with a crowded mind
I get off track like a train rolling back to the future
Never too sure who'll be here when I come back around
But I'm finding out
Dear Viewer Of My Profile (fondly known as VOMP),
I honestly don't see why I should write something about myself here. Truthfully, I don't think any of you really care what I look like, how old I am, what my personality is like, what my friends are like, what my blood type is, the number of times I've reread books for the heck of it, what my favorite food is, that I only drink orange/strawberry/banana or pineapple juice, that I randomly bake cookies or cupcakes, what my middle name is, what my dog's middle name is,or anything else about my life. In fact, I doubt any of you care that I'm quirky, have a slight commitment problem, have Tourette Syndrome, like to dye my hair different shades of red or black, only like to paint my nails so I can chip the polish off, love Jesus Christ, run track, play field hockey because it's a kick butt sport, can't analyze literature even though I should know how since I'm in AP English, go to a Catholic school even though I'm Baptist, don't swear and flinch when others do, hate the show That's So Raven (for obvious reasons) but laugh when people sing me the theme song, and listen to Christian music and Evanescence when I'm writing. So there's no point in saying anything in this profile.
From me,
IQN
To anyone who needs a beta, I'm available for that. I'd prefer the story to be a romance, but I don't mind if the other genres are fantasy/sci-fi/supernatural or whatever. PM me any time.
Peace out
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