im an elephant. yippee. _

i like to eat peanuts cuz that's what elephants do best! i also enjoy stomping on things with my big elephant feet. BOOM! dang it, i'm gonna need a new dog. anyways i just chugged a bottle of coke and a grape kool aid so im hyper. yay for cafeine and sugar! and the cool neon orange straws you get in slushies! yay neon!

so anyways, i posted my story Escaping George. I have the first chapter and its short and crappy. not yay crappy. but oh well, review it and lie to me and say its good. buhbye.