Hi my name is Kassie WITH A K!! so dont go spelling it with a C, or ill hunt you down...
i live in the US with my HUGE family, nine people, two parents, two sisters and four brothers, and me. a girl. so yes, if you can do math i have six siblings, ALL younger than me.
im fourteen. haha. and a FRESHMEN!!!
i like, no LOVE to read, hence fictionpress account...
i like to giggle and give hugs, but im not an birdbrain, i am smart, even though i suck at science...
although sports are ok, i hate doing them in school becaause i suck and people make fun of me for it :)
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www.sharkgroove.com/LittlestownSeniorHig has awesume songs! Please download!!!
ive no idea who wrote this, but i found it somewhere and DIED laughing... 'course, you have to be or know a lot about mormons to get this...
Life as a mormon
isn't it great?
blessed when your born
and baptized at 8.
Then you know that you can't drink
alchohal, coffee, or tea
don't smoke no tabacoo
and some don't even drink caffine!
Hello, little cub scout
can't drive 'til you get your eagle
mom gets a centerpiece ready
for a lesson 'bout banishing evil.
Hey, at 12, boy's a deacon
poor kid can't even tie a tye
but he still has the lower priesthood
and we all know exactly why
'Cause he wants celestial glory!
and live forever with his family of eighteen
The only downside to that is,
he can't date 'til he's sixteen!
Highschoolers get up at five
seminary, it's the way to go
and if you have a problem with it
we'll shout, "We love Johnny Lingo!"
And if you have the nerve to say
"Being a mormon must bite."
then we'll just grin and say
"Hey, at least we choose the right!"
Youth Conference is the flippin' best
excuse my language, shouldn't of said "flip"
It's just it's so wild, the strong spirit
as the dances make it a worth while trip
Oh yes, the dances are so wild!
once the punch was spiked with mountain dew!
sometimes we dance dirty, like the Electric Slide
and as extreme as the Macarena too!
It's so fun to be a mormon
and sober your entire life
and as a mormon, it's almost garenteed
That you'll have a longer lasting wife!
So, 15 year old, don't be discouraged
that you can't make sweet romance
hold to the iron rod, and just be thankful,
that at least we're allowed to dance!
Life as a mormon
with faces so very bright
because we've known since we were sun-beams!
that we all gotta choose the right.
We're scremin', C.T.R.!
in a still small voice
Screamin', C.T.R.!
'cause we've made that choice
Screamin', C.T.R.!
In a still small voice
C.T.R.!
D & C!
M.T.C!
P.Q.A.!
E.F.Y!
B.Y.U!
S.E.D!
M.S.T!
D.T.S!
Y.M.
Y.W.
L.D.S!
Wow, you guys might not get it, but i thought this was HILARIOUS!!
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