Author has written 3 stories for General, and Song.

"I'm sure that the heart I left behind
still lies hidden in the heart of the deep, deep forest.
Exhausted, without the strength to search
people vanish into the infinite darkness."
---Do As Infinity, "Fukai Mori"

Okay, I'm feel a little better now, mainly because at this point I'm trying to get into some new anime. ^^ Considering back in the day I'd only seen three and now I've seen uhh... A lot, I think I'm doing well! *Beams.*

Anyway, here are the anime I'm trying to get into as of now:

Cowboy Bebop
Oh My Goddess
X/1999
Gundam Wing
Fruits Basket

That's it! Wish me luck, everyone! *Grins.*






Real Name: Christene (DONT EVER CALL ME THAT!! I despise being named after a psycho car!)

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Location: A farm in Tennessee, though one day I hope a castle in England where I can do many evil things! Bwhahaha!

Birthdate: March 23 (The same day as Eriol's! *Drools*)

Nicknames: Chris (Call me that!), Pinky, Asuka, The Odangoed Girl from Hades, Shade, Jiji, Kuri, Cherry, CBS, KS, Kawaii, Spinel, and a variety of other nicks. (BTW Cherry and CBS are both short for CherryBlossomSpinel my name on Pokemasters)

Best friends in real life: Tosha, Reed, Emily, Parker, and Eric. Also Hope who is known here as Wicken X.

Best Friends on the Net: Sapphire Rose, Dark Jedi Princess, DixieGoddess, Cezzie, Die_Bond, Wergoheb, Pikachuinapeartree, DrakeRunner, Rayne, B_Dez_Fafara, The_Oddish, Took_Baggins, Keysha, piewolvesandsuch, and when I find more I'll add. (I'm so loved! ^_^ not really..)

Muses: Chiki the Chikorita, Sessie-sama the Wocky, Valerie the pink-haired Jedi, CJ the cynical enchantress, Mikayla the optomistic enchantress, Zeke the penguin, Lance the lizard-monster, Spike the Raichu, and Dallas the dog-demon.

Favorite books: Where the Red Fern Grows, Harry Potter books, The Acorna series, The Dragonriders of Pern, The Immortals Chronicles, A Gift of Magic, Moonlight Becomes You, Most of the Star Wars books, On the Street Where You Live (Just got done reading that. Very cool book! But Moonlight Becomes You is better), The Sword-Dancer series, and a bunch of others...

Favorite movies: Monsters Inc, Ice Age, Con Air, Shanghai Noon, DragonHeart, Artifical Intelligence, Pokemon the Movie 2000, The 10th Kingdom (Wolf! *Drools*), A Knight's Tale, Ocean's Eleven, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, pretty much all Star Wars movies except TPM, *Lilo and Stitch*, The Back to the Future triolgy, The Royal Tenenbaums, Joy Ride, The Fast and the Furious, Behind Enemy Lines, Bottle Rocket, The Minus Man, The Good Son. Six Days Seven Nights, The Look Who's Talking movies, The Harry Potter movies, I Spy, and many others. (I gots alot of favorite movies, teehee!)

Favorite TV Shows: *Mystery Science Theater*, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Boy Meets World, Reba (Laugh it up, people, laugh it up.), Frasier, Caroline in the City, Hollywood Squares, Jeopardy,
The Sopranos, Moonlighting, Highlander: The Raven, Maury, The X Files, Dharma and Greg

Favorite Actors: *Sean Connery*, Jude Law, Steve Buscemi, Owen Wilson, Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, George Clooney, John Cusack, Hugh Grant, David Spade, Chris Farley (Even though he's dead he's still good!), Micheal J. Fox, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and many more!

Favorite Actresses: Julia Roberts, *Kirstie Alley* (My hero!), Christina Ricci, Sandra Bullock, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Elizabeth Hurley, Amanda Bynes, Gillian Anderson, and some more I can't think of.

Favorite Voice Actors: *David Kaye*, Aaron Krohn, Spike Spencer, Richard Cox, Kirby Morrow, Rhys Huber, Ted Cole, Scott McNeil, and more to come.

Favorite Voice Actresses: *Amanda Winn Lee*, *Allison Keith*, Tiffany Grant, Chiara Zanni, Kelly Sheridan, Willow Johnson, Venus Terzo, Jocelyn Loewen, and more to come again.

HOTTEST ACTOR OF THEM ALL: OWEN WILSON (And don't you forget it!)

Other Hottest Actors: *George Clooney*, Jude Law, John Cusack,Chip Esten, Tom Felton, Haley Joel Osment, (Yes, I'm aware they are way to young for me. But they're still kawaii!), Hugh Grant, Micheal J. Fox, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Sean Biggerstaff, and probably some more, but my brain is fried right now.

Hottest Fictional Characters: *Wolf* (The 10th Kingdom), Jeffery Chauncer (A Knight's Tale), Gigolo Joe (AI), Niles Crane (Sapph's got me hooked on him too, now. Teehee! Frasier), Anakin Skywalker ( Star Wars: Episode II), Obi Wan-Kenobi (Star Wars Episodes I and II), Han Solo (Star Wars Episodes 4-6), Jesse (The Fast and the Furious), Roy O'Bannon (Shanghai Noon), Eli Cash (The Royal Tenenbaums), Chris Burnett (Behind Enemy Lines), Dignan(Bottle Rocket *Drools*),Duey (The Scream movies), Marty McFly (The Back to the Future movies), Legolas (Lord of the Rings), Randall (Monsters Inc.), Tom Riddle (Harry Potter), Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter), Oliver Wood (Harry Potter), and yet again I'll find more. Anyway there's probably to many to list.

HOTTEST ANIME BOY OF ALL: SESSHOMARU [Inuyasha] (Don't forget that either!)

Hottest Anime Boys: Eriol Hiirizigawa (CCS), Tracey Sketchit (Pokemon), Gary Oak (Pokemon), James (Pokemon), Syaoran Li (CCS), Ashi-Taka (Princess Mononoke), Yaten Kou (Sailor Moon), Yue (CCS), Touya Kinomonto (CCS), Seiya Kou (Sailor Moon), Asuka Jr. (Saint Tail), Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Miroku (Inuyasha), Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh), *Ryou Bakura* (Yu-Gi-Oh), Kaworu Nagisa (NGE), Kaji (NGE), and believe it or not there's more. Like I said I have a sucky memory.

Coolest Female Anime Characters: ~*Rin*~ (Inuyasha), Misato Katsuragi (NGE), Rei Ayanami (NGE), Sango (Inuyasha), Mai Valentine (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Sailor Galaxia (Sailor Moon), Haruka Tenouh (Sailor Moon), Setsuna Meioh (Sailor Moon), Meiling Li (Cardcaptor Sakura), San (Princess Mononoke), Sheda (Laputa: Castle in the Sky), Asuka Langley Sorhyuu (NGE), Mearle (Escaflowne)

Favorite anime: Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Saint Tail, Pokemon, Neon Genesis Evangelion, *Inu-Yasha*, Magic Knight Rayearth, Yu-Gi-Oh!, KiKi's Delivery Service, Princess Mononoke, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Grave of the Firefiles, Escaflowne

The Kawaiiest Creatures: Spinel Sun (CCS), Ruby (Saint Tail), Yoda (Star Wars- Shut up!), Stitch (Lilo and Stitch), Kero-Chan (CCS), Mew (Pokemon), Diana (Sailor Moon), Artemis (Sailor Moon), Luna (Sailor Moon), Salem (Sabrina the Teenage Witch), 625 (Lilo and Stitch comics),Jiji (Kiki's Delivery Service), Shippo (Inuyasha), and more to come!

Favorite Songs: "Redneck Games" by Jeff Foxworthy and Alan Jackson, "Heart Half Full" by Ty Herndon, "River and the Highway" by Trisha Yearwood, "No News" by Lonestar, "Desperado" by The Eagles, "Heart on the Line" by Richard Marx, "Dreaming of You" by Selena, "Will You Remember Me?" (I not even going to try to spell Sarah M's last name...), "Mirror, Mirror" by M2M, "Blood is Thicker Than Water" by Garth Brooks, "Angel on My Shoulder" by Natalie Cole, "True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper, *"Cry"* by Faith Hill, "I Don't Know" by Celine Dion, "Listen to Your Heart" by Roxette, "I'm Not Supposed to Love You Anymore" by Bryan White, "Here I Am" by Bryan Adams, "So Much for Pretending" by Bryan White, "Looking Through Your Eyes" by LeAnn Rimes, "Didn't We Love?" by Vanessa Carlton, "You Can't Take Me" by Bryan Adama, "Get Off My Back" by Bryan Adams, "You're All I Need Tonight" by Sting, "All for Love" by Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting, "Best of Me" by Bryan Adams, "Can't Stop This Thing That We Started" by Bryan Adams, "Run to You" by Bryan Adams, (Everything I Do) I Do it for You" by Bryan Adams, "Back to You" by Bryan Adams, "Inside Out" by Bryan Adams (Yes, I like Bryan Adams...), "No Mercy" by Ty Herndon, "On Any Given Night" by Bryan White, "Eugene, you Genius" by Bryan White, "Someone Else's Star" by Bryan White, "Living in a Moment" by Ty Herndon, "So Much For Pretending" by Bryan White, "One Honest Heart" by Reba Mcintire, "Sound the Bugle" by Bryan Adams, and more to come.

Favorite Japanese Songs: *~"Fukai Mori"~*, *"Cruel Angel's Thesis"*, The song at the end of "Rebirth", "My Will", "Every Heart", "Change the World", "Moonlight Legend", The St. Tail theme, "I Am", "Catch You, Catch Me", "Groovy"

Favorite Disney Movie Songs: "Streets of Gold", "Why Should I Worry?", "A Whole New World", "Kiss the Girl", "Can You Feel the Love Tonight", "Be Prepared", and many more I'll list later.

Current Song Stuck in My Head: "Living in a Moment"

Favorite Male Solo Artists: *Bryan Adams*, *Bryan White*, Clay Walker, Collin Raye, Garth Brooks, Ty Herndon, and more to come.

Favorite Female Solo Artists: *Cyndi Lauper*, Reba Macintire, LeAnn Rimes, Trisha Yearwood, Tanya Tucker, and more to come again...

Couples I support:
Rocketshipping (Jesse&James, Pokemon)
Timeshipping (Celebi&Suicune, Pokemon)
Ruby MoonXYue (CCS)
SyaoranXSakura (CCS)
Legendaryshipping (Lugia&Ho-Oh, Pokemon)
Moonlightshipping (MewXRemerus*)
Eldershipping (OakXDelia, Pokemon. Bwha! Feel the power of my crazy shippiness!)
Neoshipping (ButchXCassidy, Pokemon)
Buffy/Giles (BtVS- Sapph's right. They are a pretty cool couple! ^_^)
Meimei/Asuka Jr. (Saint Tail)
Questshipping (Kenta and Marina, Pokemon)
Usagi/Seiya (Sailor Moon- Oh stop complaining!)
David/Nani (Lilo and Stitch)
Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Sesshomaru/Moro (Inuyasha/Princess Mononoke- The kawaiiest crossover couple ever!)
Joey Wheeler/Mai Valentine (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Ryou Bakura/Seraphim Morgan* (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Eriol Hiirizigawa/Spinial Cala* (CC/CCS)
Chris Angel*/Tracey Sketchit (Pokemon)
Kaworu Nagisa/Rei Ayanami (NGE *whistles* What? It *could* have happened!)
Miroku/Sango (Inuyasha- *Dodges Wick's fire*)
Tristan Taylor/Tea Gardener (Yu-Gi-Oh- Heh, I wish they'd jump off a cliff together after they elope....)
Shippo/Fenri* (Inuyasha)


(*-Indicates an original character. *Sweatdrop* Sorry again DJP!)


Favorite Food: Anything that has chicken in it. ^_^

KS Quote of the Week: "Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it made the dog-demon kawaii!"

Now that that's done with I'd like to thank all the people who review my fics! I wouldn't be writing without your support.

Now it's time for some new stuff on my bestest best friend on fanfiction.net, Sapphire Rose.
She's so nice and a very good writer! She writes mostly AI and Final Fantasy stuff so if you're in to that kind of thing go read her fics! I promise you, you won't be dissapointed!
Thanks, Sapph! For all you're support! You rule!

And now for some stuff on my other bestest best friend on fanfiction.net, Dark Jedi Princess. She's a really good writer and nice as well! She mostly writes Pokemon stuff, but she has some really neat crossovers and some good originals too. Plus, a very nice Star Wars fic.

If you like my stuff and even if you hate my stuff go read their fics, they are both brilliant!
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Patented Characters
Spinial Cala [Amanda Winn Lee] (Cardcaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura)
Jade Moon [Amy Seeley] (Cardcaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura)
Silver Sun [Eric Stuart] (Cardcaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura)
Mica Hollows/Emerald Sun [Monica Stori] (CC/CCS)
Isaac Hiirizigawa(or Moon) [Anthony Hopkins] (CC/CCS)
Artemis Hiirizigawa (or Moon)/Darkshade [Aaron Krohn] (CC/CCS)
Aura Gisa [Amanda Winn Lee] (CC/CCS)
Isobel [Sarah LeFluer] (CC/CCS)
Ezra [Kate Beckinsale] (CC/CCS/Dreams Born, Fears Subside)
Crystal Clearriver/Chris Angel [Alison Keith] (Pokemon)
Stephen "Ace" Sketchit/Agent Oh-Ten (Pokemon)
Matt Tyler [Brad Pitt] (Pokemon)
Tommy Andrews [Matt Damon] (Pokemon)
Remerus/Randy Vancouver [Sean Connery/George Clooney] (Pokemon)
Melanie Thomas [Natalie Portman] (Pokemon)
Sarah Jackson [Catherine Zeta-Jones] (Pokemon)
Seth Collins [Hugh Grant] (Pokemon)
Annie, Zoey, and Marie Andrews (Pokemon)
Krista Landers [Sarah LaFluer] (Pokemon)
Julianne Gregory (Pokemon)
Seraphim "Sera" Morgan [Rachel Lillis] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Lance Boggs [Owen Wilson] (Monsters, Inc.)
Theodora "Cooper" Bailey [Jessica Biel] (Monsters, Inc.)
Van Boggs [Will Fridele] (Monsters, Inc.)
Bridget Nekoi (Monsters, Inc.)
Claudia Waternoose [Jennifer Jason Leigh] (Monsters, Inc.)
Gramley Cagun (Monsters, Inc.)
Westley Cain (Monsters, Inc.)
Dr. Trisha Kline (Monsters, Inc.)
Dr. Spyra Bastille (Monsters, Inc.)
Crystal/Experiment 492 [Jenna Elfman] (Lilo and Stitch)
Pele/Experiment 624 [Sally Field] (Lilo and Stitch)
Grem/Experiment 623 [Jude Law] (Lilo and Stitch)
Stripe/ Experiment 301 [Paul Dobson] (Lilo and Stitch)
Leoni/ (Lilo and Stitch)
Dizzy/ [Kirby Morrow](Lilo and Stitch)
Starlight/ [Maggie Smith] (Lilo and Stitch)
Mouse/ [Andrew Francis](Lilo and Stitch)
Oriole [Allysa Milano] (Lilo and Stitch)
Helios [Spike Spencer] (Lilo and Stitch)
Athena [Tiffany Grant] (Lilo and Stitch)
Jacen [Richard Cox] (Lilo and Stitch)
Casseopia "Cassie" [Brenna O'Brien] (Lilo and Stitch)
Naomi Bradbury [Natalie Portman] (Lilo and Stitch)
Rena Kawena [Willow Johnson] (Lilo and Stitch)
Dr. Minoki Ambralli (Lilo and Stitch)
Veronica "Ronnie" Vae Valentine [Nicole Oliver] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Fenri [Jocelyn Loewen](Inuyasha/PM x-over)
Inuki [Susan Acernon] (Inuyasha)
Kitsuki [Alison Keith](Inuyasha)
Komori [Spike Spencer] (Inuyasha/PM X-over)
Yuki [Venus Terzo] (Inuyasha/PM x-over)
Neka [Chiara Zanni](Inuyasha/PM x-over)
Hebi [Ward Perry] (Inuyasha/PM x-over)
Ashi [Brenna O'Brien] (Inuyasha)
Inuki II "KiKi" (Inuyasha/PM x-over)
Menoli [Tiffany Grant] (Inuyasha)
Nezono Kurai [Paul Dobson] (Inuyasha)
Kylani [Amanda Winn Lee] (Inuyasha)
Uri Oska Brodein [Tiffany Grant] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Chasdin Camden McCoroy [Brett Weaver] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Damien Louis Connoway [Aaron Krohn] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Roxanna "Raven" Bijou Frances [Amanda Winn Lee] (Yu-Gi-Oh)

ITEMS/CONCEPTS I OWN
The Millennium Mirror [Sera Morgan] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
The Millennium Dagger [Ronnie Vae Valentine] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
The Millennium Tier [Raven Frances] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
The Millennium Glaive [Chasdin McCoroy] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
The Millennium Tiara [Uri Brodein] (Yu-Gi-Oh)
The Millennium Sphere [Damien Connoway] Yu-Gi-Oh)
The God's Council (Pokemon)
The Elite Table (Pokemon)

I also own the personas and changed histories of any charcters that fit those descriptions. There are waaaay to many to list right now....
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RANDOM QUOTINGS

Sesshomaru: Where did you get those bruises?
Rin: *Stares* Huh?
Sesshomaru: You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
Rin: *Smiles and giggles cutely ^^*
Sesshomaru: What're you smiling about? I simply asked a question.... I don't care, I'm just curious... (Inuyasha)

"Blah, blah, blah... The guy starts swingin' a big, new sword around and suddenly he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on a preach to the world."-Inuyasha, Inuyasha

Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy? (The Simpsons)

Methos: So I'm a little weak on pop culture. Well, who the hell is Chubby Checker in the grand scheme of things, anyway? I mean I, I know how tall Nero was, Caeser's favorite food, I know Helen of Troy didn't have that great a face and it only launched a hundred ships not a thousand, and...
Duncan: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... (Highlander- The series)

"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy."-Methos, Highlander- The series

Connor: As long as I can remember knowing you, you've had all the fun and most of the good women.
Duncan: Lately.
Connor: Lately?
Duncan: That's what I said.
Connor: What are you talking about?
Duncan: Well, I seem to remember that girl in London. The red head. Healthy girl.
Connor: Come on. That was nearly one hundred and sixty years ago.
Duncan: That's what I said. Lately. (Highlander-The series)

Connor: You know what your problem is? You live in the past!
Duncan: I don't have a problem.
Connor: Yes, you do!
Duncan: No I don't.
Connor: Yes, you do!
Duncan: No, I don't! Stop arguing with me!
Connor: I'm not arguing!
Duncan: You're not?
Connor: No, it's conversation!
Duncan: Conversation!?...Well then, end of conversation!
Connor: Oh sure, take the easy way out, like always...Duncan?
Duncan: What?
[Connor punches Duncan out.]
Connor: End of conversation. (Highlander-The series)

"Now you will see that evil we always triumph, because good is dumb."-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"The...Molly...Dolly...Is...BAAAAD!"-Salem, Sabrina the Teenage With

"Then I'll give you just one piece of advice....Dying hurts like hell."-Heero, Gundam Wing

Lady Une: Let's discard our desire to fight. Such hearts have no place in our future.
Wufei: Who the hell are you? (Gundam Wing)

"Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it - "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake."-Wolf, The 10th Kingdom

"Butter would not melt in my mouth....well it would but very slowly!"-Wolf, The 10th Kingdom

Tony: All right, all right, wait, wait, I have a question. What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?
[picks up frog]
Frog: Get your hands off me!
Tony: What does that achieve?!
Frog: What are you doing?
Tony: What is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?
Frog: Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
Frog: WHOA!
[Tony slams the door, there's a large explosion and fireball]
Wolf: I guess it's the other one. (The 10th Kingdom)

Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
Coreena: What?
Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together. (Boy Meets World)

Topanga: Do you think this is funny?
Cory: No, I think it's the opposite of funny. I think it's... wood. (Boy Meets World)

Eric: [singing] For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow..
Cory: Oh my god, it's happening! Eric, look what you did!
Eric: [singing] The curtains are on fire, the curtains are on fire. They're chopping down the dorm room, they're chopping down the dorm room.
Cory: [singing] My brother is a moron!
Eric: [singing] Which nobody can deny! (Boy Meets World)

"A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's vice-principal. So this is my lowest point."-Hilda, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

"No fair! You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago!"-Crow, Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Tom's poem, "A Child's Christmas in Space"]
Tom Servo: It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and Bible black. And as I look down on the big blue beam we would call home I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile...
[gradually gets more and more upset and hysterical]
Tom Servo: ...of course, his cheeks would be rosy because there's a vacuum out there, I mean Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers...
Joel: Tom...
Tom Servo: ...due to the blood boiling away in his face like pudding in a copper... OH THE HUMANITY!
Joel and Crow: Tom!
Tom Servo: And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out... AND THE REINDEER -- OH THE REINDEER!! -- keep floating like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer -- BOOM! Dancer -- BOOM!
Joel: HEY!
Crow: Tom!
Joel: Tom take it easy, Santa's gonna be okay, buddy.
Tom Servo: You sure?
Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay?
Tom Servo: Phew, what a relief! (Mystery Science Theater 3000-I could not stop laughing when I heard this ^^)

[Crow is dressed as Mary Tyler Moore, but no one believes he's Mary.]
[angrily] "I turn the stinkin' world on with my smile!"-Crow, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mike: There, the Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work?
Tom Servo: Yeah, the toaster over. We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.
Mike: Oh ok, well then. We're dead. We'll be right back
Crow: Come on, Mike, we're gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispenser.
Tom Servo: Weeee. (Mystery Science Theater)

"I remember when they told Sylvia Plath, "Hey, Syl, cheer up!" I remember when they told e. e. cummings, "e, baby; use caps!" But did ol' e listen? No. Little n. Little o."-David, Moonlighting

Maddie: Brian Baker called me names. Preston Holt lied to me. Omar Gaus mocked me. I don't think I like men anymore.
David: We still like you. (Moonlighting)

"You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."-Dr. Evil, The Spy Who Shagged Me

Ed: Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th.
Spike: That's a long name.
Faye: Who the hell's this?
Ed: Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?
Spike: If you made it up, how can you be the 4th? (Cowboy Bebop)

"Jet, do you know there are three things I particularly hate? Kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, Jet, why do we have all three neatly gathered here in our ship!?"-Spike, Cowboy Bebop

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?
Spike: What?
Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.
Spike: I've bled all that kind of blood away.
Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! (Cowboy Bebop)

Connor: I am Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod.
Duncan: Connor MacLeod!
Connor: And like you, I have trouble dying. (Highlander: Endgame)

Methos: [Hands Duncan his sword] I managed to liberate this from the lost and found.
Duncan: There's blood on it.
Methos: I didn't say it was easy. (Highlander: Endgame)


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"If life was actually that simple I would have died of insanity a long time ago."

*Kawaii Spinel, Queen of Evil*