What if I told you that I fell down a rabbit hole? When I fell, I fell into another world. In this world, I saw new colors, vivid and bright, and I saw new flowers, massive and tall. I drank 11 cups of tea with mad creatures dressed as man. I met a king who stole his own crown. I rearranged the stars to form your name, and then I walked on the sun. I shaped the moon into a square and painted the sky any color but blue. But then I began to take flight, and I fell back into Vegas lights.

So my stories are cliches, but in my version of them. My original works will never be put up here because...they're original. BTdubs, I'm always lookin for a beta, cause I write my chapters once and just post em off. I'm inefficient, what can I say?

Massive Rewrite!

I'll Follow is not doin it for me:( So I'm going to rewrite! Sorry about all of the waiting, but I'm going to seriously try and update this from now on. I have nothing else to do, so why not write??

"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."

"I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvellous to us."

~ Oscar Wilde

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all." ~ Doc Holliday from the movie Tombstone

"When you see the world as upside-down, nothing is right-side up."Anonymous

"Control yourself, or someone will control you."

"You live. You learn. You crash and burn."

"Life's so hard that none of us make it out alive."

"Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

Mark Twain has the best quotes too:

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often.

All right, then, I'll go to hell

Every human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Go to Heaven for the climate. Hell for the company.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I'm from the city. I'm an avid music and book lover. I don't really watch t.v., but i enjoy a lot of movies. If you'd like to take a peek at my shnazzy stories, by all means, go ahead. If not, then I hope my quotes were entertaining enough. :P

Oh! And I don't own any of the things in my stories that are already owned like: Dodge, VW, etc. woot.