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| A. Alhazred- John Scott Brewer |
Author has written 82 stories for Humor, Religion, Life, Love, Politics, War, Horror, Nature, General, Fable, Fantasy, Work, Haiku, Essay, School, and Sci-Fi. My name is John Scott Brewer... in case it was one of those burning questions. Barada Klaatu Nikto! Not all who wonder are lost... I am Jack's inflamed metaphor! If you want rhymes than check out; New Shoe Blues, and WordBird, they both have distinct schemes and are upbeat If you want short stories then read; Meat Joe, The Flash, or Sarkisian's Search everything else is my poetry/slam or crazed ramblings (crazed rambling... see Abdul Alhazred) hope you enjoy what is here, and review if you feel like it Have an intro poem to sample my freestyle A crick a brick in my neck a wreck to be sure when I rhyme my time my grime is terrible a joke if only I met iambic pentameter before I met King I would sing, such a thing love at first sight it might have been If only Lector had a sonnet in his bonnet rather than a starling it would've been darling to write like Keating or Lovecraft but alas a draft under my door said free and easy from the confines of a rhyme was mine so what could've or would've is Silversteen's territory not my story so I implore From the floor I grovel my dear reader read on and find a word a bird to bid on run your hand through its verbs these birds my featured flock a group a hive alive when read, spoken aloud, said fed with attentive heads led by alliteration to patiently post reviews hopefully. | |||||||
1. I'm Just a Bill reviewsI've been reading a lot of Bookchin, Malatesta, Goldman, and Thoreau... a dangerous mix, in short.Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-6-092. Christian Bookstore reviewsYep. I found that OpenOffice can be made fullscreen. This is a sweet way to type poetry.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-093. Woodworking reviewsWhittling againComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-094. Vet reviewsLove the soldier.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-095. Plebian Stomp unfinished? reviewsI am a ramblin man. First long Slam in a while.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-096. A Space Odyssey reviewsThere was an amazing art piece at the gallery at my College. I sat there for an hour and wrote this after finally leaving. It was a darkened room with this huge whooshing sound. It felt holy to me. M for brief language.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-097. Black Hawk Up reviewsmakes me sick to put this in politics, so lets just consider it a western crime.Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-088. Tannenbaum The Dark reviewsYou know... this may be how they actually feel.Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-089. Pigtails reviewsTyler is in hereLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-16-0810. Low Flying Planes reviewsDo not read this if you are flying anytime soon... fair warning ; M for disturbing imageComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-7-0811. A Revolution reviewsbegins with birdsComplete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 9-4-0812. Sweet Meats reviewsone day of conversationsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-0813. Disney in Five reviewsdusty... does genre western also encompass the western world? I think it should.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-14-0814. Angry Slam reviewsDon't know why it's angry. Just ended up that way. I suppose we all need a few angry Slam Poems though. Western because the Eastern world can critic itself.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 8-1-0815. Sarkisian's Search » reviewsa sci-fi horror. It might end up being a book, or just a short story, not sure yet. I like my plan though.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 6-29-0816. Short collection of Sarkisian studies reviewsWorking on building a character in my headComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-0817. English Teacher Bleus reviewsSnippet from my futureComplete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-0818. Flying Aliens reviewsGiger to airlines, more of a free roaming poem than Poetry in Motion, also of the possible read out loud varietyComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-0819. Poetry in motion reviewsthe second of two possible poems to be read out loudComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-0820. My favorite dimensions reviewsshort poem, big topicComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 6-28-0821. Sleep tinkerer reviewslotta references, semi hidden but blaring for those who'll see them. Think I like allegory?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 6-28-0822. Dr Hurson reviewsA very kind man who fixed up my ear. Hope he sees this some time. The sage of Orange County.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 6-28-0823. The pink parking garage reviewspoem faceComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-0824. For my son reviewswhenever, wherever he may beComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-0825. stupid chicken reviewspoor birdy... but hey. you gotta eat.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-0826. weird love poem apparently reviewshaha, I really want her to come home... that need seems to have eaten the end of this poem.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-0827. Discrete reviewsLet's have a big hand for discrete, He's been a good sport after all this time...School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-0828. I knew something reviewsI screamed at the stars for hours that nightComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-0829. The city reviewsWatch out for this kid... he's bad newsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-0830. Silly Games reviewsDon't ask me silly questions... I guess I do play silly games though.War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-0831. Relationships 101 reviewsThis is filed under essay, but I wrote it for the school paper. R&R if you want, but it's more conservative than most people would peg me as. You gotta know, I'm all for romantic ideals, and I mean romantic as in antidiluvian. ;Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-0832. The Lie reviewsA big one. And my first intentional Slam Poem. Woot.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-0833. If this is your first night at fight club reviews...then you have to fight." His name is Chuck Palahniak, and he is awesome. Lullaby was also a very good read, but Fight Club was beautiful. Someone should stop me, after thirty reads I am beginning to quote it.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-0834. Monkey Business reviewsI was thinking about evolution and the government at the same time... a dangerous mix to be sure ;Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-0835. Opiate reviewsMy take on organized thought... hmm.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-0836. Wet Paint Dreams reviewsI like the Gunslinger books, Ka-Tet makes a cameo appearance, and I've always thought that Ponce De Leon deserved what he gotComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-0837. The Socks! reviewsMy english teacher recently read us a series of six-word-novels that ranged from horror to humor. This is my take on the idea. I like to picture an unstoppable horde of zombie socks for this one.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-0838. Fever Dream reviewsWhen I feel sick, then the world looks a little sicker to me. Gah! If you seek something lighter than this go to New Shoe Blues... if your lookin for something dark, look no further.Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-0839. Gone Fishin reviewsThis poem is an experiment, but I like how it turned out. I thought of a simple poem idea fishing and decided to write a two-for-one poem that links two sides of the poem. Take a look!Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-0840. Take a walkanother long poem about I know whatComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-0841. Knock Knock reviewsinspired by a line from the book "Dreamcatcher", by Stephen KingLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-0842. DenbouroghA friend of a character, and a sentence that I enjoyed breaking... just a fragment of a fragment... and yes, this is from Stephen King's "It"Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-0843. Anarchist reviewsThis was a reply to a Mark Twain quote in the Writing club at my school. I was feeling Tyler Durden that day... Who am I kidding? I'm feeling Tyler Durden every day. P.S. That's for you feesh!Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-0844. New Shoe BluesContinuing on with the Dr. Seussy stuff... mebbeComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-10-0845. Word Bird reviewsI like the word Hypothalami... and yes... it is not a real word... Woot!Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-0846. Clown reviewsWe've met beforeComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-0847. Brain Spoo reviewsthis is what happens when my head explodes... take this with a grain of salt... or ritalinComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-0848. Blank Page reviewsA rallying cry! Go out and write you lazy kids! that means you too, me!Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-0849. Nephew reviewsThis was quick to write but I like it. Sometimes concise is nice.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-0850. The Return reviewsI like to picture the little floating things that move past your vision when you squint while reading this. Extremely Short Story.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-0851. HorrorJust a word... I feel like I should say that I am a fan of Lovecraft's influence in writing... Especially in that of Stephen King. If he is the "King" of the horror novel than Lovecraft is undoubtedly its Ceasar. p.s. Pennywise LivesComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-0852. Dead Poem Society reviewsA poem about poemsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-0853. Freestyle reviewsthis one is being read at speech teamComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-0854. Her reviewsguess whoComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-0855. Allegory reviewsI love me some allegory... no offense Tolkien... This is a revised version... and yes... it now comes full circle... I like ellipsis ;Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-0856. The Reaper from Yith reviewsI am going to be writing many more poems as my namesake demands... I feel like I haven't quite earned the name Abdul Alhazred yet and seek to rectify that swiftly.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-0857. The Flash, Chapter OneUnfinished right now... gimme time and I'll give you moreFable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-23-0758. Sciences reviewsWe are what we areComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 9-30-0759. Meat Joe reviewsPlease...Meet Joe. This is my best work so far, I think. R&R if you feel like it.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-14-0760. Some reviewsfeelings on our offhand treatment of wordsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-0761. Words reviewsthoughts on the nature of the language and what it does to usComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-0762. The Collective reviewsJust a poemComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-0763. a grain of sand reviewsthis was inspired by Mr. William BlakeComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0764. Bradbury dreamsI was reading that short story by Bradbury and felt this poem coming on.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0765. The Earlobe reviewsGo figureComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0766. The Door reviewsA short one. This one involves a hammer... Yeah it is weird to me as well. Note mah terrible english in the last sentence... cool.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0767. Stare reviewsI'm not so sure about this oneComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0768. Collector reviewsCollecting my thoughtsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0769. Human Condition reviewsLifeCan you hear the Hell Pipes a'blowin?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0770. Allegro Days reviewsHmmm. Sort of a dark one.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0771. Summer Loll reviewsJust a thought processNature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-0772. A Noir style story that I am kicking around reviewsGood old H.P. Lovecraft inspired this baby. Read on!Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-0773. on my graveAn epitaph for us writersComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-0774. Thw Warrior is back again reviewsA businessman realizes slowly that his ancestors were warriors... bloodlust is genetic.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-0775. When two poets collide reviewsI do not know how penguins made it in thereLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-0776. What Child is This reviewsWatch the news kiddoComplete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-0777. My First reviewsI'm not so used to posting love poems... but you have to get out some time.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0778. The City After Words reviewsMy vision of twenty years from nowComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0779. The Race reviewsA poem on life as I know itLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-0780. Eyes reviewsThe blind prophet seesComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-0781. The Final Testimony reviewsThe following dialog is the last conversation between man and god, in which God and Entropychaos face off before the human onlooker. It is from the first person perspective of the last human being.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-0782. The unlikely Tale of Yoogum the Hunter reviewsRead this firsthand account of the life of Yoogum the Hunter!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07