Name: Abdul Alhazred
Barada Klaatu Nikto! It works, trust me. I wrote the book didn't I?
Not all who wonder are lost...
I am Jack's inflamed metaphor!
If you do review then I'll try to return the favor!
Skip the next block of words if you want to keep your faith in humanity intact.
Before my intro poem I have a short rant to hand you. (Don't you feel soo lucky?) Recently my story "The first world and a Story thereof" (pshh. I know the title sucks, it was supposed to stop this sort of thing from happening!) was stolen and posted on the website verygoodstory.com by an unknown person. I did NOT give them permission to post it, and if they are still looking at this site then let me say that I am NOT glad to see it there. If you want to post my stuff then you can PM me on fictionpress. I'm not gonna push this any further because I am lazy, and because I do not have that kind of money... but mainly because I am lazy and what they posted was a test run for my final story. Also, (almost done, sorry for the rant peoples) I have since finished that book and it is over two-hundred pages long and I like it. So hey, watch out for Aerth buckos. (rant complete)
A crick a brick in my neck
a wreck to be sure
when I rhyme my time my grime is
terrible a joke
if only I met iambic pentameter before I met King
I would sing such a thing
love at first sight it might
have been
If only Lector had a sonnet in his bonnet rather
than a starling it would've been darling
to write like Keating or Lovecraft
but alas a draft under my door said free
and easy from the confines of a rhyme was mine
so what could've or would've is Silversteen's
territory not my story so I implore
From the floor I grovel my dear reader
read on and find a word a bird to bid on
run your hand through its verbs these birds
my featured flock a group a hive
alive only if you read, so breathe on them the screen is waiting
refreshing just for you to finish this sentence and get going please!
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