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Abdul Alhazred - John Brewer
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since: 02-22-07, id: 557876, Profile edited: 09-18-08
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Author has written 77 stories for Humor, Religion, Life, Fable, Love, Politics, War, Horror, Nature, General, Fantasy, Work, Haiku, Essay, School, and Sci-Fi.

My real name is John Scott Brewer... just so you know.

Barada Klaatu Nikto! It works, trust me. I wrote the book didn't I?

Not all who wonder are lost...

I am Jack's inflamed metaphor!

If you want rhymes than check out; New Shoe Blues, and WordBird, they both have distinct schemes and are upbeat

If you want fantasy read The first World and A Story Thereof (my title is Aerth)

If you want short stories then read; Meat Joe, The Flash, or Sarkisian's Search

everything else is my poetry/slam or crazed ramblings

hope you enjoy what is here, and review if you feel like it

Have an intro poem to sample my freestyle


A crick a brick in my neck

a wreck to be sure

when I rhyme my time my grime is

terrible a joke

if only I met iambic pentameter before I met King

I would sing, such a thing

love at first sight it might

have been

If only Lector had a sonnet in his bonnet rather

than a starling it would've been darling

to write like Keating or Lovecraft

but alas a draft under my door said free

and easy from the confines of a rhyme was mine

so what could've or would've is Silversteen's

territory not my story so I implore

From the floor I grovel my dear reader

read on and find a word a bird to bid on

run your hand through its verbs these birds

my featured flock a group a hive

alive only if you read, so breathe on them the screen is waiting

refreshing just for you to finish this sentence and get going already!




1. Black Hawk Up reviews
makes me sick to put this in politics, so lets just consider it a western crime.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08
2. Tannenbaum The Dark reviews
You know... this may be how they actually feel.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08
3. Pigtails reviews
Tyler is in here
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-16-08
4. Low Flying Planes reviews
Do not read this if you are flying anytime soon... fair warning ; M for disturbing image
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-7-08
5. A Revolution reviews
begins with birds
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 9-4-08
6. Sweet Meats reviews
one day of conversations
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-08
7. Disney in Five reviews
dusty... does genre western also encompass the western world? I think it should.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-14-08
8. Angry Slam reviews
Don't know why it's angry. Just ended up that way. I suppose we all need a few angry Slam Poems though. Western because the Eastern world can critic itself.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 8-1-08
9. Sarkisian's Search » reviews
a sci-fi horror. It might end up being a book, or just a short story, not sure yet. I like my plan though.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 6-29-08
10. Short collection of Sarkisian studies reviews
Working on building a character in my head
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-08
11. English Teacher Bleus reviews
Snippet from my future
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-08
12. Flying Aliens reviews
Giger to airlines, more of a free roaming poem than Poetry in Motion, also of the possible read out loud variety
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-08
13. Poetry in motion reviews
the second of two possible poems to be read out loud
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-08
14. My favorite dimensions reviews
short poem, big topic
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 6-28-08
15. Sleep tinkerer reviews
lotta references, semi hidden but blaring for those who'll see them. Think I like allegory?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 6-28-08
16. Dr Hurson reviews
A very kind man who fixed up my ear. Hope he sees this some time. The sage of Orange County.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 6-28-08
17. The pink parking garage reviews
poem face
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-08
18. For my son reviews
whenever, wherever he may be
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-18-08
19. stupid chicken reviews
poor birdy... but hey. you gotta eat.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
20. weird love poem apparently reviews
haha, I really want her to come home... that need seems to have eaten the end of this poem.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-8-08
21. Discrete reviews
Let's have a big hand for discrete, He's been a good sport after all this time...
School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-08
22. I knew something reviews
I screamed at the stars for hours that night
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-28-08
23. The city reviews
Watch out for this kid... he's bad news
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08
24. Silly Games reviews
Don't ask me silly questions... I guess I do play silly games though.
War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08
25. Relationships 101 reviews
This is filed under essay, but I wrote it for the school paper. R&R if you want, but it's more conservative than most people would peg me as. You gotta know, I'm all for romantic ideals, and I mean romantic as in antidiluvian. ;
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
26. The Lie reviews
A big one. And my first intentional Slam Poem. Woot.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08
27. If this is your first night at fight club reviews
...then you have to fight." His name is Chuck Palahniak, and he is awesome. Lullaby was also a very good read, but Fight Club was beautiful. Someone should stop me, after thirty reads I am beginning to quote it.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
28. Monkey Business reviews
I was thinking about evolution and the government at the same time... a dangerous mix to be sure ;
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
29. Opiate reviews
My take on organized thought... hmm.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
30. Wet Paint Dreams reviews
I like the Gunslinger books, Ka-Tet makes a cameo appearance, and I've always thought that Ponce De Leon deserved what he got
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
31. The Socks! reviews
My english teacher recently read us a series of six-word-novels that ranged from horror to humor. This is my take on the idea. I like to picture an unstoppable horde of zombie socks for this one.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08
32. Fever Dream reviews
When I feel sick, then the world looks a little sicker to me. Gah! If you seek something lighter than this go to New Shoe Blues... if your lookin for something dark, look no further.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08
33. Gone Fishin reviews
This poem is an experiment, but I like how it turned out. I thought of a simple poem idea fishing and decided to write a two-for-one poem that links two sides of the poem. Take a look!
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08
34. Take a walk
another long poem about I know what
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08
35. Knock Knock reviews
inspired by a line from the book "Dreamcatcher", by Stephen King
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08
36. Denbourogh
A friend of a character, and a sentence that I enjoyed breaking... just a fragment of a fragment... and yes, this is from Stephen King's "It"
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08
37. Anarchist reviews
This was a reply to a Mark Twain quote in the Writing club at my school. I was feeling Tyler Durden that day... Who am I kidding? I'm feeling Tyler Durden every day. P.S. That's for you feesh!
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08
38. New Shoe Blues
Continuing on with the Dr. Seussy stuff... mebbe
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-10-08
39. Word Bird reviews
I like the word Hypothalami... and yes... it is not a real word... Woot!
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08
40. Clown reviews
We've met before
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
41. Brain Spoo reviews
this is what happens when my head explodes... take this with a grain of salt... or ritalin
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
42. Blank Page reviews
A rallying cry! Go out and write you lazy kids! that means you too, me!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
43. Nephew reviews
This was quick to write but I like it. Sometimes concise is nice.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
44. The Return reviews
I like to picture the little floating things that move past your vision when you squint while reading this. Extremely Short Story.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
45. Horror
Just a word... I feel like I should say that I am a fan of Lovecraft's influence in writing... Especially in that of Stephen King. If he is the "King" of the horror novel than Lovecraft is undoubtedly its Ceasar. p.s. Pennywise Lives
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
46. Dead Poem Society reviews
A poem about poems
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08
47. Freestyle reviews
this one is being read at speech team
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08
48. Her reviews
guess who
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08
49. Allegory reviews
I love me some allegory... no offense Tolkien... This is a revised version... and yes... it now comes full circle... I like ellipsis ;
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08
50. The Reaper from Yith reviews
I am going to be writing many more poems as my namesake demands... I feel like I haven't quite earned the name Abdul Alhazred yet and seek to rectify that swiftly.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-30-08
51. The Flash, Chapter One
Unfinished right now... gimme time and I'll give you more
Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 10-23-07
52. Sciences reviews
We are what we are
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 9-30-07
53. Meat Joe reviews
Please...Meet Joe. This is my best work so far, I think. R&R if you feel like it.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-14-07
54. Some reviews
feelings on our offhand treatment of words
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07
55. Words reviews
thoughts on the nature of the language and what it does to us
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07
56. The Collective reviews
Just a poem
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-30-07
57. a grain of sand reviews
this was inspired by Mr. William Blake
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
58. Bradbury dreams
I was reading that short story by Bradbury and felt this poem coming on.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
59. The Earlobe reviews
Go figure
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
60. The Door reviews
A short one. This one involves a hammer... Yeah it is weird to me as well. Note mah terrible english in the last sentence... cool.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
61. Stare reviews
I'm not so sure about this one
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
62. Collector reviews
Collecting my thoughts
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
63. Human Condition reviews
LifeCan you hear the Hell Pipes a'blowin?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
64. Allegro Days reviews
Hmmm. Sort of a dark one.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
65. Summer Loll reviews
Just a thought process
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
66. A Noir style story that I am kicking around reviews
Good old H.P. Lovecraft inspired this baby. Read on!
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
67. on my grave
An epitaph for us writers
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
68. Thw Warrior is back again reviews
A businessman realizes slowly that his ancestors were warriors... bloodlust is genetic.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
69. When two poets collide reviews
I do not know how penguins made it in there
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
70. What Child is This reviews
Watch the news kiddo
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
71. My First reviews
I'm not so used to posting love poems... but you have to get out some time.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-07
72. The City After Words reviews
My vision of twenty years from now
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-07
73. The Race reviews
A poem on life as I know it
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-07
74. The first World, and a story thereof
Yar. I know this be long mehearties but it be an okay read... yar. Someone stole this from me and posted it on verygoodstory ... arrr. This is really old, yarr. Read if you like, but knwo before you review that its been greatly revised. Thanks.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
75. Eyes reviews
The blind prophet sees
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
76. The Final Testimony reviews
The following dialog is the last conversation between man and god, in which God and Entropychaos face off before the human onlooker. It is from the first person perspective of the last human being.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
77. The unlikely Tale of Yoogum the Hunter reviews
Read this firsthand account of the life of Yoogum the Hunter!
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
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