Hello! I'm just a person with way too much free time on my hands. I try to explore morality through mildly absurdist literature, and bring up different religious and philosophical concepts in my work. Emphasis on try. I am really hoping to improve my writing so lots of feedback would be very much appreciated.

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1. My Apologies, Mrs Malaprop » reviews

The story of three sisters, Violet, Scarlet & Periwinkle, their mother, and their mismatched house after the death of their father.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 3-29-08

2. The Man that Mows His Lawn at Midnight »

Part II of 'Stories about Windmills'. Emory English escapes to Tarrytown but is followed by Detectives Daisy Deadman & Wilmer Wruck. Contains a Motivelessly Malignant villain and a conversation about Justice v. Anarchy.

Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,185 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

3. The Human Tree Parts I & II reviews

I recently found this again and decided to post it.

Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

4. A Work of Fiction, Mostly »

A Work of Fiction' is a mostly absurd story about a girl named Sally. It may involve a giraffe, and also penguins. It addresses some very important issues such as self-definition.

Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-26-08

5. Daisy Deadman & The True Story of Emory English »

Part I of 'Stories About Windmills'. The adventures and misadventures of notorious fugitive Emory English as she runs from the cops.

Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

6. Jezebel reviews

just a short poem I wrote.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

7. Jesus Lost His Running Shoes reviews

Not meant to be offensive, just an odd sort of way of looking at life, I suppose.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-08