Hello, how are you? I hope you're doing good.
It seems you have stumbled upon my lair. My writing name is Raven Tiger. I am 19 years old and live in Canada, eh! lol I am also a woman. I have been writing and reading my whole life. My dream is to be a published full-time writer. My writing is on the darker/gothic side, but it has been getting more lighter the more I heal. I have had an interesting but turbulent life. I am a survivor of childhood sex abuse, and amongst other things an abusive relationship when I was 16. My influences include Poe, Plath, and Rice. I do return reviews, and I love constructive criticisims. C'mon I can take it. it will only make me a better writer. I am Wiccian/Pagan, and proud. PAGAN PRIDE! WOOT!
I am generally a happy person. I also consider myself a fairly open-minded and non-judgemental person. My biggest pet peeves are hypocrites and labels. I don't (and never have) fit in comfortably in one label; I am me and you are you. I do have gothic and tomboyish qualities to me, but there is more to me than that. I have slowly embraced my feminity. I am quiet but I can be outspoken. I am a wallflower but I can be bold and stand out. I am calm but I can be fiery and fiesty. I am chill but I can be driven. I am independent but I do rely on others. I am insane yet I am stable. I am weird but I am normal.
This is me. In a nutshell. Don't judge me before you know me. Or even better not at all. Who knows? You just might like me, and we just might get along. So pull up a chair, and read a few of my writings. You just might like what you read. You'll never know until you do.
Some writers that I must insist you visit:
Unknown Survivor: Who has taken down his poems and prose for personal reasons. =(
RodeoGirl: Another wonderful writer, and a real sweetheart
.she.screamED.fantasies. : Her stuff is awesome.
Isca: Wonderful.
Ardelia Lortz: Writes some of the best ficlets ever!!
simpleplan13: Her stuff is amazing.
I have finally decided to post most of my poems written about the abusive relationship I was in. Some things to note of:
Most of them are written like an allegory.
Contains hints of the abuse mixed with figuirative symbology.
Written in second person, though there are a few exceptions.
I edited them to sound different to each person, because I was trying to hide the abuse while I wrote most of them. These poems have been interpreted as being about suicide, and "the persona's" confrontation with Death symbol of depression/mental illness/inner demons.
All of my poems are open for interpretation, because I believe that a poem's meaning is different for each person based on their life experiences, and etc. I'm always curious to hear how people interpret my poems.
Thank you for reading and/or reviewing my poems. I'm glad you liked them if you liked them, if you didn't why? Let me know. Seriously.
R.I.P Larry Massia. You are surely missed.
Name: Raven Tiger (I'm not telling you my real name...)
Age: 19
Gender: Female (no I'm an alien lol I'm just kidding, or am I? lol)
Appearance: Blue eyes, red hair, glasses, freckles, short, curvy and cute/pretty. I look like I'm freaking 15, people!! lol
Home: Canada (do you really think I will tell you where?)
Family: I live with my gramma and my cat Tiger.
Job: Cashier at a convenience store, and of course a writer.
Hobbies: Writing, reading, singing, chilling with my peeps, going for walks, music, checking out the cute girls...
Future Plans: I plan on being a published writer...Eventually going back to school to be a councelor hopefully at a crisis centre.
Clubs that I’m in: The Rainbow Club (a club me and my peeps made up. I'm not being subtle am I? Nope lol).
Favorite Food: Pizza, veggies, fruit, nachos, tofu, ice cream, and etc...
Favorite Movies: The Crow, Harry Potter, 40 year old virgin, superbad, knocked up, the nightmare before christmas, hot fuzz, shawn of the dead, no country for old men, eastern promises, the labyrinth, and a lot of animes.
Favorite Music: Rock, metal, classical...Really the list goes on...
Favorite Books:Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, Diablo, Halo (yes they have a halo book), the wayfaerer redemption, anything by King, Plath, Poe, Rice, and Tolstoy (though good translations of Tolstoy), and the list goes on...
Favorite Authors:King, Plath, Poe, Rice, and Tolstoy.
Things I hate: Hypocrites, labels, conservatives/republicans (though I'm in love with one...don't ask me how that is possible...I'm still fiquiring it out myself...lol).
Favorite Words:Wench, and awesomeness.
Current Music: my mp3.
Music I listen to when I write/edit: Evanescence, Bella Morte, Panic at the Disco (A fever you can't sweat out), AFI, Kittie, 30 seconds to mars (their first cd), Garbage, The Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, Rammstein, Tori Amos, Ani Defranco, Skinny Puppy, Tegan and Sara, and The Cure.
Last movie watched: Strawberry Panic! Episode 26...Though that is an anime...but oh well...I hope they make more StoPani!! (I am such a fangirl!! Squee).
Last song sung:Evanescence (yeah I sound a lot like Amy...Which I consider a good thing...).
I, Raven Tiger , do solemnly swear to review all the Fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.
Miranda Rights for Writers' Subjects
1. You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand that I will make stuff up, with or without your input?
2. Anything you do say may be used in my next project. Do you understand that my opinion of you will affect how others percieve you?
3. You have the right to consult an attorney...Now or in the future. Do you understand that if you seek legal action you will be, in effect, admitting you're guilty of the actions and/or behavior of said character?
4. If you can't afford an attorney, tough. Do you understand that I'm counting on it?
5. If you decide to answer questions, or otherwise continue our relationship, you'll still have the right to stop answering questions at any time. Do you understand that I'll still make stuff up?
6. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explanined them to you, are you still willing to be my friend?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You talk to characters from books you really liked.
You can't sleep at night because of said conversations.
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You own a million pens that never get used because your computer/laptop is much better, in fact, you even forgot how to write with a pen!
You spend so many hours writing that you can now type without looking at the keyboard.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
You wrist(s) hurt because of too much typing.
When writing on a slow computer, the words you type take a couple of minutes before appearing because you type too fast for the computer.
You have the wonderful talent of being able to talk a lot and think a lot. No one understands how this is possible.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Some stuff I had to copy and paste because I am impulsive and I just couldn't fight it!! :D
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a screaming competition with your friends or family while driving down the highway, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Checks my pulse- yep I'm still alive. lol
If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.
If you've gone into a chain restaurant wearing a formal suit/dress, put this in your profile.
If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile.
you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.
I find "good morning" contradictory
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
I think I could be madly in like with you
Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him/her whispering "seven days..."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him/her and says "It's because you're gay/straight, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs trips you again, and maybe helps you up.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you have your own little world, C&P
93 precent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of teh 7 percent that would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, RavenTiger
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen), RavenTiger (Shizuma from Strawberry Panic!, Louis from The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice)
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, RavenTiger,
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, RavenTiger
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs), RavenTiger (I've fallen down, up, sideways, and any which way: me and stairs do not mix very well...).
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
"I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."
"Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!"
"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me."
"I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!."
"A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them."
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you havea thousand reasons to smile."
"I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.
"It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it."
"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire."
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS:Will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring my shovel.
FRIENDS: Will be concearned when you throw up at parties. (Cough Kat Cough)
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at your dumb ass for puking. (HA! KAT HA!)
FRIENDS: Will ask what's wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will already know what's wrong without even asking.
FRIENDS: Will wish you were best friends.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at these because most of these things have already happened.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
You aren't gangster unless you have an orange dot.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.
Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)
When you stressed just... YODEL!
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
People: Dogs must be on a leash at all times... Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrr Bark
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I'm rad, you're rad... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!
Take candy, not drugs.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Friendship is like peeing your pant. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me.
(not really, you weren't screaming at me... or were you?)
I am absolutely awesome (agree or die)
Caution, water on road during rain.
Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My -A
If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
Read my lips : Olive Juice: Thanks for listening, have a nice day.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
Elmo watches you from your closet.
Beware the zombie flowers from BEYOND beyond the grave!
I always believed that paradise was a library.
Love is tender and knows no gender.
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.
A woman shouldn't have to die to be free from abuse.
Love couldn't be wrong.
Het...Yaoi...Yuri...Whatever...Love is love.
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
Keep your coins...I want change.
GLBT...And Proud!
Protester holding a sign: "Homosex is a Biohazard!" Protestor behind him holding a sign: "Homosex is sin-sational!"'
There is nothing queer about loving another human being.
We the people...Means everyone...Rainbow
Marriage is about love...Not gender.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Teaching...It would be a great job...If it wasn't for the students.
Smoking could kill a person one day...Maybe you should try it. :D
There's a full and very reasonable explanation that mostly does not involve me being drunk.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
Procastination. The art of keeping up with yesterday.
I belong in Disneyworld...It calls to me like the mothership.
OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Too Bad!
The stupid people have to stay on that side of the internet.
The story you are about to see is true. The names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.
Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
It's not PMS...It's you.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!
OMG. I think I just saw Paris Hilton. No, wait, that was a twig.
Lousy pick-up line #42: 'So...You're a girl, huh?' Me: 'Really? You noticed?' laughs
Dinosaurs aren't extinct...They're just hiding.
I earned a poking licence...So grumblebug can't bug meh...
Sex is not the answer...Sex is the question and yes is the answer.
Awww...The sky is crying...
Suck my pianist.
Just because I am paranoid...Doesn't mean it's all not true...
Behind every girl is a dumbass guy/girl who did her wrong and made her strong.
Just remember: it's your loss and she'll never be like me.
Cover your ears honey, because the magazines and celebrities scream "You'll never be good enough!" And if you hear their lies too many times, they won't be lies anymore.
When words fail...Music speaks.
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
Such a beautiful disaster.
Blessed with curves.
Make awkward sexual advances...Not war.
Make love not war.
My stomach hurts because people keep trying to feed me crap, and I'm going to throw it all up in their faces.
Stay true to yourself.
Love: The crime we all commit.
Don't confuse me with your lies.
Sometimes it's okay to get a little crazy.
Haters make me famous.
If your stomach feels weak- my job here is done.
Love me. Hate me. Whatever.
Music. It relieves my pain.
No music = No life.
Note to Self: I miss you terribly.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It's a lot easier to say you're angry, than admit you are hurt.
Smile. Let every one see you're a lot more stronger than you were yesterday.
Don't try to be cute with me. I know you hate yourself. You would end your stupid lies now. But you're too spineless.
Life is like photography. You use the negatives to develop.
Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first.
(S)he's my greatest weakness, yet my greatest security.
When the rest of the world walks out, I promise I'll still be here.
Girls look me up and down and have nothing to say. But it's funny how the words come out when I walk away.
If (s)he's dumb enough to walk away. Be smart enough to let go.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
It's funny how people become who they promised they'll never be.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about those from your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your present.
And there's nothing like the end, that makes you appreciate new beginnings.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
Judge me- I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do- I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it- watch where I end up. Call me a beyotch- and I'll show you one. Screw me over- And I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy- you really have no idea. :D
Hug a tree. They have less issues than people.
Don't play games with a girl who can play better.
Awkward originality...Not avaliable in stores.
The truth hurts...So we lie.
Just be who you want to be, not what others want to see.
Laugh more. Gripe less. Ignore critics. Say yes to dessert. Love life.
You think you know me, but you have no freaking clue.
Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well-perserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "...Holy crap...What a ride!".
So we're a little crazy...That's how we roll.
Live a little. You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
I'll always live for my friends, and the nights I don't remember. :D
The only things in life you regret are the risks you didn't take.
Screw the haters, the jerks, the people out to get you. The whiners, the people who cheat you. The people who pretend to be your friend. Those who are purposely mean to you. Those who purposely lie. The hypocritical, the greedy, the decievers. Those who don't appreciate you.
Forget what you have heard. Love your haters because they're your greatest fans.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around.
Sometimes you have to get weak, just to realize you're strong.
Always stay strong.
Everybody has a pair of beautiful wings. It just takes a little time for them to grow.
I know I've made a lot of mistakes, disappointments, and failures. I promise though there is a part of me still worth keeping.
The type of girl to burst out laughing in total silence about something that happend days, weeks, even months ago.
Everyday I smile and act like nothings wrong. It's called putting everything aside, and simply being strong.
"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me."
"I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends."
"I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends."
"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."
"If you luv something let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't then it never was."
"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."
"Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive."
He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"
"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"I'm a daughter hiding my depression. I'm a sister making a good impression. I'm the girl sitting next to you. I'm the one asking you to care. I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there." If you have ever had a friend or know someone who had a friend that commited suicide, put this on your profile.
"Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy."
"Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart."
"When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care."
"Taking over the world is hard."
"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. (I know it's biblical even though I'm not a Christian, but it makes a good point).
"If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you."
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice
Peace out,
never forget to rock out,
and much love to all my writing peeps,
Raven Tiger
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