I am Sam,
I am a Unitarian Universalist,
I take everything personally,
I'm positive I'm not good enough,
I can't spell applacation,
I can never stay mad for long,
I look much worse in person,
I don't hate anyone,
I like hugs better than kisses,
At some point in time,
I will contridict everything I say.

List of people I admire are, but not limited to:
Ani DiFranco
Douglas Adams
Kurdt Kobain (real Nirvana fans understand why I spell it like that)
Mitch Hedburg
Stephen Colbert
Doug Stanhope
Jon Stewart
Fiona Apple
Paul Avion
Kurt Vonnegut

I can also be found at VAMPIREFREAKS MODEL MAYHEM

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1. All at sea

This story is about your wife.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07

2. Deus ex machina

Your name is Bill. I'm your best friend Kyle. This story is about you becoming an alcoholic. Surprise.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07

3. The great unwashed

This story is about your uncle Ray. He has cancer. He's dying.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07

4. A feather in one's cap

A story about you. your name is Anistasia. This story is about the man you loved who didn't love you.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07

5. conclusione di amore »

This story is told in two perspectives. First, by Silvia, then by her lover Achilleo. Each perspective is told in 3 parts. Set in Italy February, 1377. A love story with a twist.

Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-2-07

6. phantom WITHDRAWL issues Resurface

life and my boredom with it.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07

7. Criminal Minds of the Unkind » reviews

The story of Anistasia Young. Her love, her life, her death, her past as told by an unknown.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-11-07