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1. More Aptly Titled 'Why I Write'

A brief essay detailing the why and how of my literature.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-19-09

2. Against Social Darwinism reviews

A rambling essay written against forced social darwinism, also known as eugenics.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 10-10-09

3. Women

A series of short stories, all violently depicting my love and hatred for the charming opposite sex.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 10-9-09

4. Concepts

A series of short stories, based around a central "theme" or "concept" or "phrase", ranging in genre and length.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-17-09 - Published: 4-17-09

5. Mockingbird » reviews

My Immortal" parody, from the POV of a "prep." Rated R for Retarded.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-8-09

6. Rob's Rants » reviews

A collection of ranting, comedy and blogging. I do this for you! Oh, some philosophy, too. T for language.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 1-14-09

7. With All My Heart » reviews

A two-part series. The first, a fantasy, satirical, pseudo-romance. The second, a semi-biographical, psychotic rant. With all my heart, I love/hate you. T for concepts, language in second part.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 1-12-09

8. Reading IS Important reviews

On reading, writing, creativity and free thought. T for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09

9. Time To Force My Beliefs On You! reviews

Essay on the treatment of personal opinions and "hatred speech," particularly on deviantART. T for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09

10. Popularity Fucked Me reviews

Popularity has raped greatness and produced worship. I'm here to point that out. T for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 1-9-09

11. RE: Human Stupidity reviews

On dA, I found an article about how "Everyone is stupid." It made my blood boil, so I wrote a response. Here it is. T for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-4-09

12. Roses reviews

I wanted to write a piece about cancer and roses, while doing a bit of a literary experiment with mood. A two-piece about a dying lover, and the resulting emotional upset. K for some language.

Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-09

13. Clairvoyage reviews

About time travel and seeing the future, and how monumentally stupid and/or painful it might be. T, just because it's very mature, I think.

Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-09

14. Saint Valentine's Day reviews

Satire on the romantic holiday.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-31-08

15. New Years 08 reviews

My resolutions. K-plus for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-30-08

16. To The Extreme! reviews

I got called an extremist a week ago. So I thought about extremism. Here are my results. K-plus for language!

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-30-08

17. Masculinity Is Bullshit reviews

Rob is tired of hearing that he's "weird" because he doesn't like girls- or, according to him, ANYTHING! Not even dudes! So now, he's going to rant about gender roles, particularly masculinity! Put on a cup, because this one goes straight for your nuts!

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-08

18. I'm Afraid Of Fat Americunts! reviews

title stolen from the David Bowie song I'm Afraid Of Americans. Rob rants about weight in America! K plus for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-08

19. Children Can Be So Cruel

Rob whines about bullying, and the lack of individuality in today's children! K for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-08

20. No News Is News reviews

Rob quickly screams about how modern "news" sucks! K for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-08

21. Sex Sells Cells reviews

Stop whining about sex! And stop being so damn sexy, ladies; it proves you're asking for it! T for language and themes.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-08

22. Megrim reviews

A brief piece, inspired by Calvin & Hobbes, and my own delusions of grandeur, about a boy who believes he has the brain of a god. K for themes.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-24-08

23. These Hands »

A horror novella: A young man, having dealt with a life of hallucinations and failures- not to mention leadership and love from a malignant God- finally snaps. Rated M for violence, language, drug usage and a 'romantic scene' later on.

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 6-19-08

24. Confidence Cannibalism reviews

Rob rants about the hypocritical views America has towards self-esteem, arrogance and self-hatred. RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! K for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 12-23-08

25. Be Patient reviews

I feel sick... Rob whines about patience and his bad day! K for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 12-23-08

26. Teenagers! reviews

I can't stand stupid prejudice at teenagers, and I can't stand stupid teenage behavior! K for language!

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 12-22-08

27. What Is Love? reviews

Rob rants about love being made into a commercial product by conformist idiots! WHAT FUN! K for language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 12-22-08

28. Going Down? reviews

Inspired by No Exit and my own novella These Hands. A man wakes up in an elevator; Going down? T for mild violence, language and themes.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-20-08

29. pILLs reviews

A quick bit about anti-depressants; the entire thing is a metaphor, so I encourage free thought ont he outcome. T for themes.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-20-08

30. Janitorial Duties

Inspired by Franz Kafka and Edgar Allen Poe, about a mysterious janitor and his odd sound-producing closet. T for language, racism.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08

31. Model Behavior

A short piece on television and superficiality. In a dystopian future, television and fiction are the main sources of entertainment; Model Behavior, a model-fighting program, is dominant. T for violence, language, themes.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-19-08

32. Playing War

Inspired by a scene in the novel "The Giver", about war, and children's innocence and ignorance.. T for its theme.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 12-16-08

33. Pat Yourself On The Back reviews

Rob rants on sucky reviews. Naughty language; K

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 12-12-08

34. The World Is Mine reviews

I was posed the question: What would you do if you were God? This is my answer. T for themes and some language.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 12-10-08

35. Somatopia reviews

Inspired by Brave New World; a philosophical short story involving the horrors of a loner, hedonistic lifestyle. Review and I'll review! Not my best work; I need to write more. T for themes.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 12-10-08

36. The Darkness reviews

inspired by the philosophy of 'Lord of the Flies', I decided to write this little horror piece. Enjoy.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08

37. Let Me Go

A camping trip had to go so wrong. T for some language and gore.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 10-7-07

38. A Rainy Day

working title was, 'Rainy Lunch.' A man, Salts, is rhendevouzing with a mysterious man, Leathers. Some one will die or maybe they won't. Rated T for blood and violence.

Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07

39. Scream'z

The shrill call of death. GO easy on me I suck at poetry, and I was bored when I wrote this. K for mentions of death.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07

40. So Long, And Good Night reviews

The firs tpart is true, the second part is a dream I had. The headaches are real. Just a shortstory to kill writers block, a tribute to my dead aunt, and an allaround horror. K for horror and some swears

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07

41. PURGE reviews

A corpse has risen, fuelded by the souls of the damned. Everyone he kills rises one night later, possessed by their rown soul. Only the pure and unsinning survive. Rated M for themes, language, gore. Chapter 1 is in the works.

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07

42. Judgment Day reviews

More of a prologue to another story I'm working on. A corpse has risen and begins to kill. Oneshot. Rated T, but there are some cravings, so avoid if you dislike such content.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-12-07 - Published: 5-12-07

43. Dismember reviews

The world is peaceful, but the events have been covered up. Then they occur in public, without warning people are suddenly dismembered by an invisible force. Clay Renalds now brings you his account of events. T for gore and language.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 4-27-07

44. Blood Is Thicker Than Water » reviews

A new demon has risen, and its stealing organs. What can a cop do? -CANCELLED-

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-8-07