Oh, I didn't even realize I had to write something for my profile...! I thought something would be auto-generated like this:

Name: Too terrible to mention in front of the little ones.

Age: 10 years younger than you think.

Weight: Not what it says on my driver's license.

Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.

Interests: Making kids cry. Making adults weep. OK, OK, so I ate the last of the ice cream! I'm sorry...

Other interests: Hiking when it's cool and foggy. Sleeping 8 hours. Keeping the kitchen clean. Writing.

1. The Ultimate SureFire Bestselling Shoujo Manga » reviews

Avid readers of shoujo manga will recognize familiar cliches in this lighthearted satire of the genre. A timeless tale of love, betrayal, school hierarchies, labor exploitation, and predictable weather patterns.

Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 3-12-07