Oh, I didn't even realize I had to write something for my profile...! I thought something would be auto-generated like this:
Name: Too terrible to mention in front of the little ones.
Age: 10 years younger than you think.
Weight: Not what it says on my driver's license.
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
Interests: Making kids cry. Making adults weep. OK, OK, so I ate the last of the ice cream! I'm sorry...
Other interests: Hiking when it's cool and foggy. Sleeping 8 hours. Keeping the kitchen clean. Writing.