I'm taking a one month's holiday during which I will have limited access to the Internet, and will not be reading and reviewing stories. Reviews are still welcome, and I will return them eventually, but it may take a while. In the meantime, here is a short story about my stuffed toy ninja, written in the concise, robust, and masculine style of Ernest Hemingway:

The Love Ninja

Once upon a time, there was a ninja.

The ninja was the cutest little ninja in the world.

He was so cute that all the bunnies, kittens, ninjas, and other cute things of the world wanted to destroy him.

Then he exploded.

The End.

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1. Body Art reviews

There comes a time in every young girl's life when she absolutely needs to have strange glittery objects shoved right through her flesh. Magical realism, semiautobiographical, dark and twisted. Call it an exorcism of personal demons.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-07

2. Wonderlust » reviews

A postmodern revision of the Jack O'Lantern via the Wandering Jew. A postapocalyptic world filled with mysteries and anachronisms emerges from chaos through the worship of death. Rated M for zombies.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,762 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-12-07 - Published: 3-15-07