So we're two fatuous, deranged, ludicrously odd yet horribly attractive teenage girls. (Okay, the attractiveness only goes for one of us...)

The incredibly random one is the older of the two, she writes awesome random & hilarious stories--she has blonde hair and green-blue eyes and wears contacts, she's of average hight with a really pretty figure and works as a gymnast instructer, she replaced the "the" in the username with "our". (Otherwise known as Thing 1)

The incredibly intelligent one is the younger of the two, she writes lots of fluff and the more serious scenes of a story--she has auburn hair, freckles, blue-grey eyes and wears glasses, she's taller than all her friends and quite a few grown-ups, she babysits often and came up with the name for this username. (It's Thing 2 to you!)

Together, these two female beauties (I'm telling you that only goes for one of us!!) create wonders that you can't even imagine. OK, so I'm lying there. However, they do come up with one heck of a story. The current one is being written right now and will be posted in the near future (~cue Twilight Zone music~).

They are both pianists (both forced against their will by their parents), they have an obsession with Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Music interests will be posted later for you to mock at.

And now a word from a wise man--or not so wise:

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" --Captain Jack Sparrow

Quotes That Result From Placing These Two Friends Together:

"Vavavavavavavava."

"Too smart for you... fool!"

"My tongue... doesn't... quite... reach!"

"Ew. No, that's a different notebook."

"I have to sneeze!"

"I'm good in a skirt."

"I'll make it up to you later..."

"Virgin Ears!"

"Do you know your fan spins around?" "Yes, I've watched it many a night..."

"MUMBLE!" ~whack~ "Shut up."

"Bugger off!" "Bastard!"

"Thou art dumb as a fly."

"Just pick a 'Bob' and roll with it!"

"I feel hungry as a llama!"

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